Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
Never speak ill of the dead; not at wakes, not at funerals, not at memorials. Tell what you know to be the truth, and if it was a bad thing that they did to you, then tell it.
For the play this semester we had two dance numbers- one of them was to Superstition, the other was Bohemian Rhapsody. I got sick of the former, still like the latter.
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Never step on a crack in the street.
Never, ever leave your keys on a table. If your buddy leaves keys in the table, pick them up and hand them to him.
Black cats are bad luck, but that bad luck is dispelled by spitting to the left three times.
Never open an umbrella indoors in any circumstance, ever.
When you spill stuff on the floor, shout a warning.
Knocking on wood works, but only if you say, "pepper, pepper" when you do it.
Crossing your fingers doesn't give you good luck. Putting your thumb in your fist does.
Always say, "thank you" when you find something that you lost.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Seriously,
Stop doing it, it's bad news.
Stevie Wonderpost