I'm going to need this later.

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• Salix Babylonika

  2014-05-11 21:40:39

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Don’t do it. Don’t fight T.I.
  

  Best line in any article I've read for like the past month
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 21:41:09

  
  

  “Hey, Kanye, hahaha you can’t get into fashion. Have fun at Adidas.”
  Boom. He starts crying. You sock him in the kidney. Fight over.
  

  best
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 21:41:48

  
  

  the DMX one was also pretty good
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 21:43:04

  
  

  also i wonder if wearing a dress is going to be a career-defining thing for Young Thug
  
• Buttwangs

  2014-05-11 21:43:35

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  What the fuck am I reading
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-11 21:45:16

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I posted the Rick Ross one a while back. 

  
  

  The ones past Future are new.
• Hexartes

  2014-05-11 21:53:45

  Pitbull

  
  

  End Fight Probability: There is a negative–90 percent chance Pitbull will knock you out.

  
  

  Fight him. Fight Pitbull. Fight Pitbull every chance you get. And whenever you knock him on the ground, you shout, “Pitbull’s going down, I’m yelling ‘timber’” and then be like, “You see? You see how stupid that is?”

  
  

  
  

  Soulja Boy

  
  

  End Fight Probability: There is a 40 percent chance Soulja Boy knocks you out.

  
  

  I understand your instinct to fight Soulja Boy. I do. But don’t.

  Favorites.
• Previous Calica

  2014-05-11 21:56:33

  (flower path)

  Kexruct said:

  http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-if-i-fought-this-rapper-would-i-win-chart/

  what's with the negative percentages

  
  

  that's uh not how percentages work
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-11 21:58:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Oh, yeah, that.

  
  

  I noticed it pretty quickly and promptly put it out of my mind so I could enjoy the things.

  
  

  It is weird though. I mean, I've floated through probability courses with little to nothing really sticking, but negative percentages being wrong is a very basic thing.
• Previous Calica

  2014-05-11 22:15:18

  (flower path)

  I guess Grantland isn't exactly the place that ESPN's numerically adept writers are going to go.

  
  

  (that's FiveThirtyEight)
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 22:30:00 edited 2014-05-11 22:30:41

  
  

  I've been at a concert where someone threw a trash bag at Drake (because
  he was walking amongst us - with THREE count them THREE bodyguards
  assisting him) and he turned around and whined about it.
  

  comment sections on things like this are rarely any good but this is amazing
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 22:34:07

  
  

  to be fair to Kanye, Raf Simons did sneakers with Adidas and this year he's doing a couture collection for Dior.
  
  on the other hand Kanye has meh taste in clothes
  
  so (*shrug*)
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-05-11 22:34:10

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I giggled at this a lot. ^_^;
  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-11 22:35:52

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Fight Pitbull you guys.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-11 22:36:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Like we needed someone to tell us that.
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 22:36:48 edited 2014-05-11 22:37:16

  
  

  TIL Pitbull is a rapper
  
  i always thought he was a singer who raps sometimes or something
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-11 22:38:19

  
  

  
  
  awww yeah look at him rockin that black suit + black dress shirt with a shitty collar combo
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-05-11 22:58:28

  kill living beings
  

  -calica said:

  Kexruct said:

  http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-if-i-fought-this-rapper-would-i-win-chart/

  what's with the negative percentages

  
  

  that's uh not how percentages work

  something something quantum
  
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-11 22:59:48

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  MR 305 MR WORLDWIDE IM PITBULL IM PITBULL
• Odradek

  2014-05-11 23:46:14

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Pitbull once said he named himself after the dog, because he admired the fact that it is "too stupid to lose"

  
  

  Pitbull is much more self-aware than people give him credit for.
• Previous Calica

  2014-05-12 00:54:59 edited 2014-05-12 00:56:23

  (flower path)

  Klinotaxis said:

  -calica said:

  Kexruct said:

  http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-if-i-fought-this-rapper-would-i-win-chart/

  what's with the negative percentages

  
  

  that's uh not how percentages work

  something something quantum
  

  needs more complex probability amplitudes
• MetaFour

  2014-05-12 01:53:10 edited 2014-05-12 01:53:38

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Wait, it's written as "negative - # percent" each time. That's two negative signs, which cancel each other out and make it a positive percent again!
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-12 01:55:29 edited 2014-05-12 02:35:08

  ^^ cos(Snoop Dogg) + i * sin (Snoop Dogg)
  
  edit: v yes i do, -5 points for me
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-05-12 02:08:40

  (flower path)

  I'm fairly certain you mean i*sin(Snoop Dogg).  And you can just write exp(i*(Snoop Dogg)) and it'll be the same, and clearer in certain aspects.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-05-12 11:28:31

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Mr. Worldwide is some sort of rapper.

  
  

  Barely recognizable as one, but he qualifies some.
• lee4hmz

  2014-05-12 11:39:52

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I wonder how Snoop Lion fits into all of this.
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-05-12 12:57:02

  
  

  lee4hmz said:

  I wonder how Snoop Lion fits into all of this.

  Snoop Lion is covered under Reggae Snoop.