Disney Sucks

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• Anonus

  2014-05-04 21:16:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  If you'll excuse me Disney DID produce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
• Obā-san

  2014-05-04 21:17:20

  
  

  fuck you for reminding me that i sat through the entirety of shark tale

  
  

  fuck you so much
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-04 21:17:28 edited 2014-05-04 21:17:45

  Anonus said:

  If you'll excuse me Disney DID produce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  
  Well, that's why.
  
• ★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★

  2014-05-04 21:18:03

  CUNTASAURUS REXXX
  

  Anonus said:

  If you'll excuse me Disney DID produce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  Odradek said:

  Disney Sucks

  
  
• Anonus

  2014-05-04 21:18:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yon Assassin said:

  fuck you for reminding me that i sat through the entirety of shark tale

  
  

  fuck you so much

  I saw it in like 2005

  
  

  All I really remember about it from then is "Katie Current" and the seahorse tripping over nothing
• Manly McMacho

  2014-05-04 21:18:35

  ~*tasteless*~
  大學的年同性戀毛皮
  
  aaaaa

  lol IRTA "dieting sucks"
  
• Odradek

  2014-05-04 21:18:38

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Yon Assassin said:

  fuck you for reminding me that i sat through the entirety of shark tale

  
  

  fuck you so much

  There is a scene in Eastern Promises where a gay mobster fucks a woman to prove he can take over the family.

  
  I think this was the inspiration for Shark Tale.
• Anonus

  2014-05-04 21:19:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Manly McMacho said:

  lol IRTA "dieting sucks"
  

  And I read "Dietary Patterns" as "Disney Patterns"
• Anonus

  2014-05-04 21:19:49

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Odradek said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  fuck you for reminding me that i sat through the entirety of shark tale

  
  

  fuck you so much

  There is a scene in Eastern Promises where a gay mobster fucks a woman to prove he can take over the family.

  
  I think this was the inspiration for Shark Tale.

  I think the inspiration was Jeffrey Katzenberg Z-snapping in Michael Eisner's face and also wishing he were Steve Jobs
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-05-04 21:43:04

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yon Assassin said:

  fuck you for reminding me that i sat through the entirety of shark tale

  
  

  fuck you so much

  But did you sit through Beestiality Movie?
  
• Obā-san

  2014-05-04 21:48:59

  
  

  shark tale was the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life.

  
  

  it was a brutal, unrelenting slog, never terrible enough to be entertainingly terrible.
• Section42L

  2014-05-04 21:52:13 edited 2014-05-04 21:52:34

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I think now is a good time to link this great dissection of Shark Tale.
• Aliroz

  2014-05-04 23:39:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anonus said:

  If you'll excuse me Disney DID produce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  
  No they didn't!
• Anonus

  2014-05-04 23:50:21 edited 2014-05-04 23:50:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  (they didn't produce Shark Tale or Bee Movie either; those were produced by DreamWorks Animation)
• MetaFour

  2014-05-05 06:19:58

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Disney made Tartakovsky's Star Wars: Clone Wars, and for that I'll forgive all their cinematic sins before or since.
• Anonus

  2014-05-05 06:24:12

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't think they did...
• Calica

  2014-05-05 14:40:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  Disney made Hotline Miami, and for that I'll forgive all their cinematic sins before or since.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-05 14:47:41

  But Disney also made Day One - Garry's Incident!
  
• Calica

  2014-05-05 14:48:42

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  I'll also forgive all their ludic sins.  There, you happy now?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-05 14:53:35

  No!
• Haven

  2014-05-05 17:30:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Disney printed the Gutenberg Bible, surely that's worth something.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-05 17:34:37

  Disney also advocated the ganging up on Germany after World War I that eventually led to World War II.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-05 17:38:07 edited 2014-05-05 17:38:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And they cancelled Firefly
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-05-05 17:41:44

  Yeah, how could they hate Mrs. Teasdale?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-05-05 17:43:54

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Or force Alan Turing to take those hormones.
• Anonus

  2014-11-14 06:29:33

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Anonus said:

  If you'll excuse me Disney DID produce My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

  oh my ogd
• Aliroz

  2014-11-14 11:34:53 edited 2014-11-14 20:26:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Disney deleted my pokedex and I had a shiny pidgey!
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-14 19:25:22

  Come to think of it, Disney does suck; that's why they keep on vacuuming up all these properties.
  
• Calica

  2014-11-14 20:01:19

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  aliroz you might want to look at the other posts in this thread
• Anonus

  2014-11-14 20:02:53

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I bumped it because I accidentally predicted the DreamWorks-Hasbro news
• Aliroz

  2014-11-14 20:26:25

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  @Lilly:  Okay, I fixed it.
  
• Section42L

  2014-11-14 20:30:43

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Disney hid the Iranian hostages and caused Jimmy Carter to lose the 1980 election.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-11-14 20:46:20

  Aliroz said:

  @Lilly:  Okay, I fixed it.
  

  darnit, i actually appreciated learning about that
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-14 20:47:32

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Section42L said:

  Disney hid the Iranian hostages and caused Jimmy Carter to lose the 1980 election.

  MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-11-14 20:47:39 edited 2014-11-14 20:48:48

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Carter's swimming rabbit was an agent of Brer Rabbit from Song of the South, and not, as most conspiracies assume, Warner Bros Studios. Bugs' influence over his own kind is overstated
• Anonus

  2014-11-14 20:50:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Well, he certainly has more influence over his own kind than his co-worker Ricochet Rabbit does
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-15 04:50:21

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  But does he have influence over bullets the way Ricochet Rabbit does?

  
  

  CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS.
• Aliroz

  2014-11-15 12:25:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Aliroz said:

  @Lilly:  Okay, I fixed it.
  

  darnit, i actually appreciated learning about that
  

  Wait, really?
  
  You're not just saying that?
  
  Thank you so much!
  
  :D