IJBM: Phallic objects of pain

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-24 21:34:42

Why are most weapons phallic in nature? Knives, swords, clubs, nightsticks (lol) WHY aren't there more yonic weapons out there? Why can't I murder someone with what is essentially a handheld vagina? I DEMAND JUSTICE

Obā-san · 2014-04-24 21:35:30

Midnight Velvet's rotting corpse said:
Why are most weapons phallic in nature? Knives, swords, clubs, nightsticks (lol) WHY aren't there more yonic weapons out there? Why can't I murder someone with what is essentially a handheld vagina? I DEMAND JUSTICE

solution: beat someone to death with a fleshlight

or trick someone into falling into a hole and breaking their neck

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-24 21:37:00

Yon Assassin said:

solution: beat someone to death with a fleshlight

and now I'm curious as to how SRIV didn't already implement this in some way

Imipolex G · 2014-04-24 21:58:50

black holes: the ultimate vagina

Klinotaxis · 2014-04-25 00:36:03

hth

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-25 00:41:02

Guns are basically wombs of metal and death.

Previous Calica · 2014-04-25 02:45:21

i've heard a p90 (i think it was a p90? some gun. most of my gun knowledge comes from the things they said on episodes of stargate) looks fairly yonic