YOU'RE ALL TRAPPED IN A MAZE
HAHAHA
It was 1976, the year America turned 200 years old. Old enough to drink seventy-eight tonnes of beer in the span of one year. But you see, America didn't have seventy-eight tonnes of beer because IT WAS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE BOURGEOISIE GOD DAMN IT.
And so, it built a boat out of human intestines and wood stolen from its neighbor, Andrea's fence. Because America was a greedy shithead, it boated itself with its bare arms all the way to Colombia, where it got all the brown sugar on Earth for the cheap price of $400 dollars, far less than its estimated worth of $10 billion. That's how much Viacom paid for Paramount Communications! Imagine that, a movie studio worth more than all the brown sugar on Earth! What kind of fucked-up society is this, huh?
And indeed, it was said purchase that triggered humanity's rapid turn to insanity and decay. Panic and blood flowed in the streets as Viacom's reign of terror as Ruler of Paramount Pictures began. This is the studio that would shit out hundreds of sequels to Fritz the fucking Cat. Ralph Bakshi was pissed the fuck off, and so he was assisted by Opalescence in killing everything. And perhaps he used the souls to fuel his supercomputer, which no longer had any purpose beyond simple narcissism.
Good thing none of this ever happened, huh? I bet you'll be real pleased to know that!
It was 1976, the year America turned 200 years old. Old enough to drink seventy-eight tonnes of beer in the span of one year. But you see, America didn't have seventy-eight tonnes of beer because IT WAS UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE BOURGEOISIE GOD DAMN IT.
And so, it built a boat out of human intestines and wood stolen from its neighbor, Andrea's fence. Because America was a greedy shithead, it boated itself with its bare arms all the way to Colombia, where it got all the brown sugar on Earth for the cheap price of $400 dollars, far less than its estimated worth of $10 billion. That's how much Viacom paid for Paramount Communications! Imagine that, a movie studio worth more than all the brown sugar on Earth! What kind of fucked-up society is this, huh?
And indeed, it was said purchase that triggered humanity's rapid turn to insanity and decay. Panic and blood flowed in the streets as Viacom's reign of terror as Ruler of Paramount Pictures began. This is the studio that would shit out hundreds of sequels to Fritz the fucking Cat. Ralph Bakshi was pissed the fuck off, and so he was assisted by Opalescence in killing everything. And perhaps he used the souls to fuel his supercomputer, which no longer had any purpose beyond simple narcissism.
Good thing none of this ever happened, huh? I bet you'll be real pleased to know that!
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was that an actual thing
actually on tv
It never gets reran because it's probably tangled in a rights quagmire.
Also, was "$400 dollars" intentional?
That and Prometheus and Bob.
No problem, I was just confused what you meant, because I thought liberal = left.
ANYWAY. BACK ON TOPIC.
...wait, what was the topic again?
All right, I think I get that, too.
So social liberals want the government to give liberty and classical liberals want it to come about naturally?