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Sonic Goes to Applebee's

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-04-07 01:35:52 in General
Sonic the Hedgehog was teleported into a generic American suburb in a freak accident, but then moseyed into an Applebee's because the name had a nice ring to it.

When assigned a table, he flipped the fuck out and said "I'm Sonic the Motherfucking Hedgehog, I'll sit wherever I damn well please" and sat on one of the chandeliers. When an escort out of the building was attempted, he then stole the deed to the Applebee's and declared himself its king.

"I AM KING SONIC! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

His house. It was such a curious thing to say. Sonic had never really had a house before, not since his parents died when he was very young and he began roaming the world in search of adventure. But enough of that. Sonic was now King of this Applebee's, and no one was going to stop him.

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  • TreTre
    edited 2014-04-07 01:50:30
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    Meanwhile, in one of the restaurant's booths, a certain limbless fellow and his amphibian companion gawked at the blue blur's antics, and conversed about it among themselves.

    "Whazzat -hic- hej-hog doin' up there anyway?" asked Globox, the blue frog-like creature. His speech was more slurred than usual-- despite his allergy and the intoxicating effects it had on him, he'd downed about 3 glasses of plum juice at that point, bordering on a fourth. 

    "I don't actually know, Glo," Rayman replied. The thingamajig and his friend had also stumbled into the Applebee's by mere happenstance, though they were just as clueless as Sonic as to how they got there. "Either way, not my responsibility." He returned to reading the menu choices as Globox belched loudly.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    edited 2014-04-07 01:49:22
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "At least he didn't go to Sonic..."

    The mysterious observer leaned against a telephone pole, which was mildly uncomfortable, as the observer lacked clothing and most of its skin.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Man, this reminds me of some 2011-era Anonus nonsense

    Never realized how much I missed that stuff until now...
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    "At least he didn't go to Sonic..."


    The mysterious observer leaned against a telephone pole, which was mildly uncomfortable, as the observer lacked clothing and most of its skin.
    okay who is this person
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
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    this one
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