Dear Princess Celestia

Viani · 2011-12-02 04:34:38

I think I am a lesbian. I don't know how I should feel about this, and I think if the others figured this out, that they might treat me weird or even desert me. I don't think they would see me the same way as they did before. Would they be okay with it?

What should I do?

Tnu1138 · 2011-12-02 04:37:48

Just come out and tell them.

Unknown · 2011-12-02 13:20:07

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Justice4243 · 2011-12-16 14:58:01

I saw a bit of fan-art where Twilight explained she was attracted to Princess Celestia. Celestia turned her down explaining she "Wasn't her type" and "now if you had said this to me a few years earlier..."

The moral of the story is fan-art is weird.

Unknown · 2011-12-17 00:36:15

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Viani · 2012-01-04 04:02:34

bumpbigshdu

Justice4243 · 2012-01-04 13:45:26

Dear Princess Celestia

Today your prized student mind controlled the entire town into fighting over a stuffed animal because she wanted to create a situation she could write to you about.

You sent an unhinged walking magical nexus of power into our fair city and I fear Ponyville will not survive the year if she remains.

Please take her back to Canterlot and get her some freakin' therapy, drugs, ANYTHING that will let her mellow out so that missed deadlines don't end in massive amounts of property damage, injury, or death.

Your loyal and terrified subject,

Mayor of Ponyville

Haven · 2012-01-04 16:51:01

more like the PONY Phoenix Saga

Princess Alice · 2012-01-04 18:20:04

P.S. It wasn't even a good stuffed animal, either!

Justice4243 · 2013-06-06 02:23:32

Dear Princess Celestia,

If you where an animal, what would you be? I'd be a Walrus.

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Who put the bop in the bop sha bop she bop?

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned not to lick a frozen pole. And that sometimes friends think it's funnier to point and laugh for awhile before reliving you from agonizing pain.

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Yarrun XIX · 2013-06-06 02:34:31

Princess Celestia is baffled at the detail of Pinkie's drawing.

Justice4243 · 2013-06-06 02:44:35

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your nose because I was born with hooves.

WHY WAS I BORN WITH HOOVES?!

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Why do bowling balls have three holes in them?!

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Best estimate. How many snakes would fit in the royal palace?

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I ate all the baked goods in the city.

Send help.

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Twilight mailed me to Abu Dhabi, again.

Please send money and enjoy enclosed headdress.

Your Loyal Subject,

Pinkie Pie.

Justice4243 · 2013-08-15 16:46:30

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have collected enough smile energy and filled my heart with enough sunshine that my brightness eclipses that of the sun.

I am Equestria's new light and your services are no longer required. Please acknowledge me as the new sovereign of this nation and we can avoid any unnecessarily bloodshed associated with me claiming what is rightfully mine.

Your new Empress,

Pinkie Pie.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-16 15:36:19

And Celestia gives a call to the Sweets Kingdom to hire the Fresh Pretty Cures to deal with the problem.

Dear Princess Celestia

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