No Logic Allowed

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• sunn wolf

  2014-03-15 17:47:16

  good thing i have cubase then
• sunn wolf

  2014-03-15 17:47:30

  ^ actually pls spritz me in the face for that post. thank you.
• Obā-san

  2014-03-15 17:48:47

  
  

  Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could
  
  (*spritzerizes*)
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-15 17:51:28

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Y'all are dorks.
• Anonus

  2014-03-15 17:58:58

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  what about the DWA joke though

  
  

  /:J
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-15 17:59:34

  kill living beings
  

  disappointed cubase is not a drug
  
  or a protein that destroys cubes
  
  fuck cubes imo
  
  WOW WAIT i just get the joke WOW DUDE
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-03-15 18:16:15

  
  

  sunn wolf said:

  good thing i have cubase then

  If I wasn't at work when this thread was made, I would have made that joke.
  
• Hexartes

  2014-03-15 18:27:48

  Religion will flourish here then 

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-15 18:32:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  *spritzes Kexruct with the spray bottle anyway*

  
  

  How illogical of me.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:34:48

  what about insane troll logic

  
  

  is that allowed
• Hexartes

  2014-03-15 18:36:14

  *is spritzed*

  
  

  Whatever, didn't want to hang out with you UNLOGICS anyway.
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:45:57

  i say insane troll logic is allowed

  
  

  i am not saving this draft

  i am destroying it

  gmh, destroyer of drafts

  
  

  is gmh anti-war?

  did gmh oppose the draft in vietnam?

  
  

  cue medic
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:46:58

  stop talking about drinking glasss

  
  

  start talking about ber steins

  
  

  if you really want to talk about interesting drinkware with letters E missing, tumblrs are relatively common and boring
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:47:20 edited 2014-03-15 18:52:56

  i'm going to DOCK SOFTER

  
  SO SOFT YOU WONT EVEN HEAR ME DOCK

  
  

  THEN I WILL GET OFF THE BOAT

  
  

  AND THEN I WILL no longer be sharing a boat with any of these annoying Lonely Island people

  
  

  i won't look back because the hell with taking a good hard look at that m*****f***ing boat
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:47:54

  happ yuthird unbirthday to a lot o fyou

  
  

  why are there typos?

  because i fon't deel like dorreting them
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:48:08

  you should pronounce d's like cl's because they look atlike
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:48:38

  Kexruct said:

  Religion will flourish here then 

  
  

  

  stop playing tf2 and feeding gaben
• sunn wolf

  2014-03-15 18:50:41

  Yon Assassin said:

  Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could
  
  (*spritzerizes*)

  bitch what

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:51:32 edited 2014-03-15 18:53:08

  tachyon didn't mention e-sports in his OP so they are not real sports

  
  

  he also didn't mention baseball or stock car racing or golf or curling

  
  

  so they are not real sports

  
  

  good sports are a subset of real sports

  
  

  so they are not good sports

  
  

  we don't talk about bad sports on this forum

  
  

  all the people here are good

  
  

  some people here are jerks

  
  

  so jerks are good people

  
  

  FRICK YOU ALL WITH RUSTY NONFUNCTIONAL BLOWOUT PREVENTERS AND BLIND SHEAR RAMS :-DDDDDD

  
  

  t. mitt robama
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-15 18:52:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Wouldn't someone having a third unbirthday be only 4 days old?

  
  

  oh shit, i got logical there

  
  

  *spritzes self*
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:53:36

  you should sprite everybody

  
  

  that would be sweet
• Obā-san

  2014-03-15 18:54:07

  
  

  sunn wolf said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could
  
  (*spritzerizes*)

  bitch what

  
  

  

  
• sunn wolf

  2014-03-15 18:54:08

  *ned flanders voice* i will have a white wine spritzer
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:55:12

  white wine is for pussies

  
  

  like that one

  
  

  see that pussie has consmed a white whine spitzer

  
  

  then he got elected to attorney general of new york
• Tachyon

  2014-03-15 18:55:31

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  e-sports is for losers and nerds
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 18:55:55

  and then he solicited gay sex in minnesota and killed a stripper in louisiana that he found in his binders of women
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-15 18:56:51

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tachyon said:

  e-sports is for losers and nerds
  

  too logical

  
  

  *spritzes*
• Tachyon

  2014-03-15 18:58:14

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  *blinks*
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 19:00:15 edited 2014-03-15 19:01:08

  SENSE ABEL

  
  

  - - - - - VS. - - - - -

  
  

  NONSENSE CAIN

  
  

  ===========

  ONE NIGHT ONLY!
• Tanya

  2014-03-15 19:48:36

  Pizza Dog

  Justice has a new name, and that name is Bieber,
  
  The new Dread movie is starring him, prepare.
  
• Section42L

  2014-03-15 19:52:19

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  I finally have an excuse to post this video.

  
  

  
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 21:48:06

  HWO{OHWT{HOTHWTH{{HWOTHOWT{H{OHTTHOWHOW{OHWTHOHWTW{TH{OHWTTH{W{WOH

  
  

  HTWOO
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-15 21:48:35

  the above post was a spritzing

  
  

  which may or may not be a spriting

  
  

  spriting involves turning sprites into pixel art of sprites, using Sprite
• lee4hmz

  2014-03-15 22:52:51

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  we need a super soaker of logic
• criminalscum

  2014-03-16 00:07:43

  Central Avenue said:

  That is the only rule of this thread.

  
  

  Anyone who attempts to bring in logic will be spritzed in the face with a bottle of water like a naughty kitty.

  But isn't determining what is logical or not itself logical?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-16 00:11:14

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.
• criminalscum

  2014-03-16 00:14:32

  Yarrun XIX said:

  See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.

  Paddle me if you must, but first you must paddle yourself.
  
• Haven

  2014-03-16 00:21:02 edited 2014-03-16 00:21:14

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *affirms the consequent*

  
  

  WHO'S GONNA STOP ME NOW
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-16 00:30:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  criminalscum said:

  Central Avenue said:

  That is the only rule of this thread.

  
  

  Anyone who attempts to bring in logic will be spritzed in the face with a bottle of water like a naughty kitty.

  But isn't determining what is logical or not itself logical?
  

  You know, that does seem like a logical thing to say.

  
  

  *spritzes*
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-16 02:12:36

  (flower path)

  i can prove the consistency of my logical system
• Tanya

  2014-03-16 02:14:49

  Pizza Dog

  I shall abandon all things logical....
  
  Now I'm ready to be a politician.
  
  
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-16 02:25:27

  (flower path)

  i have this algorithm that'll tell me if any program halts
• Obā-san

  2014-03-16 02:27:45

  
  

  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-16 03:09:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  criminalscum said:

  Yarrun XIX said:

  See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.

  Paddle me if you must, but first you must paddle yourself.
  

  Ah, but in order for me to paddle myself, you must first conquer the paddle within me.

  
  

  Which, of course, means you getting paddled.
• Obā-san

  2014-03-16 03:09:48

  
  

  i've never been big on paddling
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-16 03:10:03

  (flower path)

  recursion?  that's a paddlin'
• Obā-san

  2014-03-16 03:12:00

  
  

  row row row your boat

  
  

  gently down the stream

  
  

  merrily merrily merrily merrily

  
  

  life is but some incredibly lame BDSM scenario
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-16 04:20:28

  (flower path)

  rho rho rho your boat
• Anonus

  2014-03-16 04:26:15

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  sunn wolf said:

  Yon Assassin said:

  Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could
  
  (*spritzerizes*)

  bitch what

  
  

  

  is Prince covered in makeup
• Justice4243

  2014-04-07 03:41:02

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Kexruct said:

  Religion will flourish here then