(✿◡‿◡) and smug assholes

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• Tachyon

  2014-03-14 09:09:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-14 09:18:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  "friendly reminder" tends to be another red flag
  
  Also, Swype suggests following "friendly" with "fire", which amuses me because i don't think I've ever typed that phrase here before
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-14 10:12:29

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Kill all Jews and black people. (◡‿◡✿)
  
  Sterilize the gays and lock them up!! (◕‿◕✿)
  
  I wish we had a whites-only culture club! (◕‿~ ✿)
• Tachyon

  2014-03-14 10:31:04

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  ok, that's dissonant
  
  i've never seen it next to an outright bigoted opinion that i can recall
  
• criminalscum

  2014-03-14 11:48:34 edited 2014-03-14 11:49:47

  I strangled my newborn son and threw his body in the dumpster ^,^
  
  
• Aliroz

  2014-03-14 15:53:33

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Nothing good usually follows "just a friendly reminder".
  
  So, the trick is to punch the people who say that before they can finish the "just a friendly reminder" part.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-14 15:56:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The punch might not be an instant K.O., which will allow them to continue being wrong and/or a jerk. It's also poor for didactic purposes.

  
  

  The trick is to go for the chokehold. That gives you time to try and explain why they shouldn't finish that thought while still shutting them up.
• Haven

  2014-03-14 16:24:16

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Aliroz said:

  So, the trick is to punch the people who say that before they can finish the "just a friendly reminder" part.(◡‿◡✿)
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  The punch might not be an instant K.O., which will allow them to continue being wrong and/or a jerk. It's also poor for didactic purposes. (◡‿◡✿) 

  
  

  The trick is to go for the chokehold. That gives you time to try and explain why they shouldn't finish that thought while still shutting them up. (◕‿◕✿)
• Haven

  2014-03-14 16:28:23

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  tempted to edit every post in this thread to be like that (✿◡‿◡) 

  but I won't uwu
• Tanya

  2014-03-14 16:28:41

  Pizza Dog

  Just a friendly reminder, not everyone has had the same experiences with words as you have.
• Aliroz

  2014-03-14 16:33:25 edited 2014-03-14 16:37:05

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Counterclock said:

  Just a friendly reminder, not everyone has had the same experiences with words as you have.

  Well, some people need to get their NINTH on and read MWNCD9thE. 
  
  Screw that creepy OED.  Nothing good ever begins with OED. 
  
  Oedipal -shudders-
  
  Oedema -shudders harder-
  
• Anonus

  2014-03-14 17:59:30

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  really it does irk me that the smug assholes hijacked these emoticons with flowers in them

  
  

  apparently nobody else wants to use them unironically
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-03-14 19:42:50

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  ;) is the original smug emoticon, I guess I'm the only one in this site who knows what's he's talking about ;)
  
• Obā-san

  2014-03-14 19:51:27

  
  

  ;) is the (✿◡‿◡) of facebook ;)
• criminalscum

  2014-03-14 19:59:21 edited 2014-03-14 19:59:45

  ;^) is used by assholes ironically pretending to be even bigger assholes.
  
• Obā-san

  2014-03-14 20:08:08

  
  

  ;-) is the smug dad emote
• Tanya

  2014-03-14 20:49:04

  Pizza Dog

  Emoticons only have the additional emotions that you assign them because of the context you encountered then with, they actually dont fucking mean anything more than what they display otherwise.
• Obā-san

  2014-03-14 20:53:40

  
  

  Counterclock said:

  Emoticons only have the additional emotions that you assign them because of the context you encountered then with, they actually dont fucking mean anything more than what they display otherwise. ;)

  ftfy
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-14 23:50:24

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I used flowers un-ironically.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-03-15 00:08:52

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  ✿
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-15 01:32:00

  kill living beings
  

  it was so weird when i got into far-from-tumblr circles and found out that people can use ":-)" and be totally sincere
  
• Obā-san

  2014-03-15 01:37:27 edited 2014-03-15 01:37:51

  
  

  my dad uses emotes with noses all the time, hence my referring to it as a "dad emote"
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-03-15 01:43:50

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  My mom does the same.
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-15 01:44:02

  kill living beings
  

  probably fair. most of these people are actual adults
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-15 05:43:19

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Miko said:

  I used flowers un-ironically.
  

  to mean what?
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-15 05:44:29

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Aliroz said:

  Screw that creepy OED.

  
  :(
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-15 11:52:27

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  The emoticon "key" on most onscreen keyboards, at least in my experience, makes emoticons with noses

  
  

  Which is intensely irritating because it makes what could have been a nice shortcut completely useless
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-15 22:58:04

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  to mean what?
  

  Prettiness. :/
  
• criminalscum

  2014-03-15 23:15:42

  :T is best emoticon.
  
• Anonus

  2014-03-16 23:22:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  But what about :J
• Anonus

  2014-03-16 23:23:06 edited 2014-03-16 23:23:16

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I guess it depends on whether or not the "J" goes below the baseline, like it does in Open Sans
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-16 23:24:53

  kill living beings
  

  that just strikes me as a barcosmile
  
• Anonus

  2014-03-16 23:27:09

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I first saw it in the description of a RubberFruit video in 2010
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-03-16 23:41:16

  why do people use image emoticons rather than text emoticons anyway
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-16 23:50:07

  kill living beings
  

  possession by devilish entities
  
• Tre

  2014-03-17 20:22:55

  
  

  glennmagusharvey said:

  why do people use image emoticons rather than text emoticons anyway
  

  In the case of iPhone users, with a couple of setting tweaks, it's just as easy to use emoji as it is to type out emoticons
  
  No idea for any other platforms besides Android and some forums (present company excepted).
• Previous Calica

  2014-03-17 20:48:03

  (flower path)

  yeah Android has a similar thing that makes it relatively easy to type out emoji
• Tre

  2014-03-17 20:51:15

  
  

  My messaging app has a hella "+" button where all the attachments you could think of for a text goes, and it's awesome
  
  Reaction GIFs, emoji, attaching pictures and video and even audio is as easy as two taps, I love it
• criminalscum

  2014-03-17 21:24:31 edited 2014-03-17 21:24:37

  hey guys
  
  (´･ω･`)
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-17 21:46:44

  kill living beings
  

  oh god no
  
• Calica

  2014-11-25 04:03:57

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  remember uwu culture
• Anonus

  2014-11-25 04:23:39

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  no
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-26 01:08:01

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  criminalscum said:

  hey guys
  
  (´･ω･`)
  

  
  Shobon!
• Calica

  2014-11-26 01:09:26

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  fuck that's also the denko face isn't it
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-11-26 01:14:55

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Apparently it's the "shyness" emote, but yes, that made it famous.