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How To Dispose Of A Corpse: A How To Guide For Beginners
Chapter One.. | Starting Off
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Whether its your dog's dead corpse, or that "accident" that happens to
be your neighbor. I will teach you how to properly get rid of a dead
body without anyone noticing. Now there are multiple steps to this
painstaking process, and I take this opportunity to remind all of you
that I have not been convicted of a felony for any type of crime..
maybe, that consists of many backbreaking tasks. Some of these tasks
include, Digging holes, cremation, pedo-vans, and multiple hack saws.
Chapter Two.. | When The Beat Of There Heart Ceased
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Take the body to the nearest set of trees, or a local forest, after killing your victim. NOT INTO YOUR HOUSE.
The smell would be terrible and easily traced, that's why you must
quickly move the body to the nearest forest, preferably by a lake. I
would then kill the victim using a consumable poison, like anthrax. So
there isn't that need of cleaning up after the body. Unlike a hatchet
wound where there is blood EVERYWHERE... what a bother. Once at the
forest I would then use my handy-dandy hacksaw and cut his body parts
into many pieces, i.e. a foot, a shin, and a thigh. Do not use a
chainsaw! It will draw unnecessary attention with its loud sound, that
will, in fact, echo through out the forest. After you have all of the
body parts set out in front of you, get ready, for the fire!
Chapter Three.. | Burny Thee Body
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Now for the last few steps. Take out a can of napalm, gasoline works
too, and burn him/her/it in the woods. Do not set the forest aflame, but
if you do, there is no possible way anyone could get to the corpse.
*Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge* After all of the ashes are in front of you
scrape what you can into a sack and/or bag. Then go to the nearest
lake. Spread the ashes through out the lake's sands. NOT INTO THE LAKE ITSELF!
The ashes will wash up on shore, along with the bone fragments! After
you spread the ashes, strip down and burn you clothes, do the same thing
with those ashes. Now Change into your spare set of clothes you left in
your pedo-van.
Chapter Four.. | After It's All Figured Out..
________________________________________________________
Return back home like nothing happened. Don't do anything to get you
into trouble. Ex. Running a red light. If you do, the cops will have you
on record, and will suspect even that much more. STAY LOW!! Do not do
anything stupid!
Make sure to look everyone in the eyes too! Do not look down when asked,
or anything of that nature. People will start to think your paranoid!
Chapter One.. | Starting Off
________________________________________________________
Whether its your dog's dead corpse, or that "accident" that happens to
be your neighbor. I will teach you how to properly get rid of a dead
body without anyone noticing. Now there are multiple steps to this
painstaking process, and I take this opportunity to remind all of you
that I have not been convicted of a felony for any type of crime..
maybe, that consists of many backbreaking tasks. Some of these tasks
include, Digging holes, cremation, pedo-vans, and multiple hack saws.
Chapter Two.. | When The Beat Of There Heart Ceased
________________________________________________________
Take the body to the nearest set of trees, or a local forest, after killing your victim. NOT INTO YOUR HOUSE.
The smell would be terrible and easily traced, that's why you must
quickly move the body to the nearest forest, preferably by a lake. I
would then kill the victim using a consumable poison, like anthrax. So
there isn't that need of cleaning up after the body. Unlike a hatchet
wound where there is blood EVERYWHERE... what a bother. Once at the
forest I would then use my handy-dandy hacksaw and cut his body parts
into many pieces, i.e. a foot, a shin, and a thigh. Do not use a
chainsaw! It will draw unnecessary attention with its loud sound, that
will, in fact, echo through out the forest. After you have all of the
body parts set out in front of you, get ready, for the fire!
Chapter Three.. | Burny Thee Body
________________________________________________________
Now for the last few steps. Take out a can of napalm, gasoline works
too, and burn him/her/it in the woods. Do not set the forest aflame, but
if you do, there is no possible way anyone could get to the corpse.
*Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge* After all of the ashes are in front of you
scrape what you can into a sack and/or bag. Then go to the nearest
lake. Spread the ashes through out the lake's sands. NOT INTO THE LAKE ITSELF!
The ashes will wash up on shore, along with the bone fragments! After
you spread the ashes, strip down and burn you clothes, do the same thing
with those ashes. Now Change into your spare set of clothes you left in
your pedo-van.
Chapter Four.. | After It's All Figured Out..
________________________________________________________
Return back home like nothing happened. Don't do anything to get you
into trouble. Ex. Running a red light. If you do, the cops will have you
on record, and will suspect even that much more. STAY LOW!! Do not do
anything stupid!
Make sure to look everyone in the eyes too! Do not look down when asked,
or anything of that nature. People will start to think your paranoid!
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