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Terrible Cartoons (YouTube Embed-Heavy)

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-03-09 20:24:54 in General Media
Because I demanded a thread for them.

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  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm surprised you didn't make this thread ages ago
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    obligatory

  • TachyonTachyon
    edited 2014-03-08 07:47:00
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch


    just in case anyone needed reminding why Link shouldn't talk, ever
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    lee4hmz said:

    obligatory



    I love this show!
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
  • nohaynicklibrenohaynicklibre
    Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    :^)
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Not sludgey enough

  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    The animation and voice acting are horrific, but the music is great.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The drawings themselves aren't bad though
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow


    a guilty pleasure
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    The animation and voice acting are horrific, but the music is great.


  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    nohaynicklibre said:


    :^)

    image
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    no it's shit :D and anime
  • HexartesHexartes
    Tachyon said:



    just in case anyone needed reminding why Link shouldn't talk, ever

    You know, is it me, or is the Zelda cartoon not even that bad by 80's standards?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    80s standards
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    edited 2014-03-09 12:41:22
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Makes me wonder what animes are shit :D and anime.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    That show might not be that bad by '80s standards, but DIC was one of the worst animation producers of all time. In most people's minds, they basically ceased to exist after about 1995 - but they kept chugging along unleashing utter drivel unto the world until 2008, when they sold themselves to Cookie Jar Entertainment and stopped producing anything.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I must see this utter drivel
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Look up "Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action"

    I have never watched a whole episode of that shit
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I was thinking a few days ago about wanting the Nostalgia Critic to review New York Minute

    (Not a cartoon, I know, but when else am I going to remember to bring that up?)
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog


    Shoots fired
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    TROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!
  • Obā-sanObā-san


    shoots FRIED
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Anonus said:

    Look up "Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action"


    I have never watched a whole episode of that shit
    thy will be done
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.


    I lasted a minute and a half

    beat that
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Imipolex G said:



    I lasted a minute and a half

    beat that

    i didn't even make it to the animation
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2014-03-09 18:31:56
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They drew them with slightly different hairstyles, presumably so you can tell which one's which

    But I still have no clue who's who

    See that's one thing I never got about Olsen twins stuff; they almost never bothered to give the two girls distinct personalities

    And now there's a talking dog? Ok...
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok guys when your characters are voiced by identical twins you can't have them speak off-screen

    it was only a throwaway line or two but still
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    the thing with cartoons is that there are some that are really great and then the rest of them are like super super horrible and unwatchable and there is very, very little in between
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    That opening isn't even a theme song, guys.

    Try harder.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok, wavy hair is Ashley

    we got a full FIVE MINUTES IN before they referred to only one of them by name
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    ... Is that supposed to be a rap that the pizza guy's doing?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what have I begun
  • Section42LSection42L
    edited 2014-03-09 18:30:38
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    ... and with the British talking dog, I am officially out

    I lasted five minutes. Try to beat that, if you dare.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I got to six minutes, then ran out of mockable content
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2014-03-09 18:47:00
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't think I've ever made it more than two minutes into that particular episode

    I saw an episode on Toon Disney around 2003 then stopped watching after a couple of minutes

    it was so boring
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Really, I think "too boring to even bother riffing on" is probably one of the most damning things you can say about a TV show
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    DIC was, from 1996 to 2000, a 50/50 joint venture between Disney and Andy Heyward (Disney inherited this stake from Capital Cities/ABC). Heyward bought Disney's share in 2000, and from then until 2008 you can pretty much see that company's slow death. In 2006 they shat out Horseland and by god does that have some of the most amateurish voice acting
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.


    arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So do the horses naturally have green and pink in their manes or did those spoiled little brats dye them
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh god Phil Harnage ("Mama Luigi") was still working at DIC then
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Counterclock said:



    Shoots fired

    yeah this is probably the worst cartoon

    eat it, klkailures
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow

    -calica said:

    Counterclock said:



    Shoots fired

    yeah this is probably the worst cartoon

    eat it, klkailures
    still basing your opinions on only watching the first ep, I see
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Imipolex G said:



    arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

    So, who at DiC thought Space Thunder Kids was a model to live up to? :P
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