The Laundromat of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-05 03:40:50

  kill living beings
  

  groggily looks up from the broken washing machine he's been staring at for four hours briefly
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-03-05 03:43:18

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  It just goes around and around and around and around...

  
  

  *begins to spin very quickly; looks up and down very quickly and topples over in a heap*
• Obā-san

  2014-03-05 03:47:11

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  It just goes around and around and around and around...

  
  

  *begins to spin very quickly; looks up and down very quickly and topples over in a heap*

  (*scoops up, puts into laundry cart, covers with freshly laundered bedding and absconds*)
• Salix Babylonika

  2014-03-05 03:51:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  *plunks a quarter in the mostly-busted Arkanoid machine in the corner that was installed in 1991*
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2014-03-05 03:51:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I love being abducted~
• Obā-san

  2014-03-05 03:56:49

  
  

  
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-05 11:54:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *finds a corpse in one of the machines*
  
• Tachyon

  2014-03-05 11:56:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  D:
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-05 18:00:19

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  YES!!! It's time to solve a murder~ :D
  
• Haven

  2014-03-05 18:06:11

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  *sings a song about a freeze ray*
• Tre

  2014-03-05 21:44:11

  
  

  -eats FroYo-
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-06 00:03:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  -swaggers into the Laundromat, a shiny badge on my chest-

  
  

  Alright. Who found the corpse?
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-06 00:05:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the police chief
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-06 00:22:38

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Eh? What about the old codger?
• Tachyon

  2014-03-06 00:24:08

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  he discovered the body, by surprising coincidence
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-06 00:26:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Alright then. Chief, what can you tell me about the scene?
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-06 00:37:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  the heart seems to have been ripped out
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2014-03-06 02:58:03

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *quietly and carefully observes the scene and the people in it while wearing a Kirigiri Kyouko cosplay*
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-03-06 03:00:04

  kill living beings
  

  quietly and carefully observes the scene while wearing a pile of undried clothes cosplay
  
• Haven

  2014-03-06 03:20:14

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Well, Imi, it looks like our killer...is a real heartbreaker.
• Tre

  2014-03-06 06:06:04

  
  

  -puts on shades-

  
  

  yep
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-06 07:57:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sergeant Haven! No puns around the body.

  
  

  Now, who do we know who can rip out a heart? And don't say Scorpion! He's out of town for the weekend.
• Tre

  2014-03-06 08:48:00

  
  

  Hmm... Is Nui Harime around?
• Princess Alice

  2014-03-06 15:04:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ALL I WANTED WAS SOME CLEAN DRESSES
  
  IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-06 15:19:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Wonder if this has to do with the human heart in a Valentine's Day candy box we received at the police station
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-03-06 15:32:29

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Nah, it's already March. It's probably from some other heartless corpse. Could be the same guy though!
• Tanya

  2014-03-06 16:09:46

  Pizza Dog

  Wait a minute, what Am I doing here? I dont even wear clothes.
• Imipolex G

  2014-03-06 16:57:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  why so nude, Clock?