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Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:19:07

we can discuss quite plainly the fact that commercial jingles are ultimately an ineffective form of getting people to buy: clothes, cheese, old books, data cap extensions, hair extensions, penis extensions, jigglies, copies of The Canterbury Tales written entirely in Ancient Phoenician, and sizzling bacon. Dang, look at that bacon sizzle.

Tachyon · 2014-02-27 05:24:08

ba ba ba ba ba

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:24:29

Klinotaxis · 2014-02-27 05:51:41

wait, how ancient are we talking, the language probably over time

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:52:22

ancient enough to be ancient but not ancient enough that u could show it to king ramses and he'd be like 'damn that shit old as fuck'

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:55:04

and if u showed it to king narmer he'd be like 'back in my day

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Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:57:26

Tachyon · 2014-02-27 05:57:40

except he'd say it with an accent

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:58:45

S.ˁnḫ-ib-t3wy

"Horus, he who invigorates

the heart of the two lands"

Nṯrj-ḥḏt

"The divine one of

the white crown"

Šm3-t3.w(j)

"He who unifies

the two lands"

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 05:59:03

dat's waht he'd say

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:00:16

has anyone ever decided so much as to look like 3ḫ-swt-nb-ḥpt-Rˁ 3ḫ-swt-Jmn snfr-k3-ra?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:04:25

the one true god, POM

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:04:41

Klinotaxis · 2014-02-27 06:09:52

i'm not confident that this is an accurate depiction of my stele baby

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:11:10

my stele is

Burgundy Queen said:

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:12:01

i am the mighty Pompompompomnaniowlsorepompompompom

or Pomo for surt

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-27 06:14:46

of the Pompompompom dynsasty

my father's name was Pompomowlnanisoreowlpompom

thus I am Pompompompomnaniowlsorepompompompom, Son of Pompomowlnanisoreowlpompom, of The Great House Pompompompom.

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-27 08:11:05

I'm searching for some disbelief that I can still suspend (5 4 3 2)

But never mind the furthermore-the plea is self-defense again (2 2 2 2)

glennmagusharvey · 2014-02-27 11:01:26

Imipolex G · 2014-02-27 18:54:21

I am behind the times

glennmagusharvey · 2014-02-27 19:54:16

then find a different newspaper to read and set it in front of you

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