A Day In The Life of Cowpoke Bipboop

Obā-san · 2014-02-13 01:43:59

this FINE REUBENESQUE SUMMER MORNING sees you, COWPOKE BIPBOOP, opening your BRAND NEW LAPTOP COMPUTER on your FANCY PRESIDENTIAL DESK

you have been eagerly awaiting this moment for some time.

it is now open and sitting there

what do you do?

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 01:45:31

>confront VISCUOUS

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-13 01:45:41

>Google self in various ways.

Obā-san · 2014-02-13 01:49:36

Kexruct said:
>confront VISCUOUS

You consider this course of action, but the you realize you have absolutely no idea who this VISCOUS character is! Though if you do even encounter a Viscous man, you may loan him some of your Mucinex.

You're a cool guy like that.

Sredni Vashtar said:
>Google self in various ways.

You attempt to do so, only to be stymied by the OFFNESS of your NEW COMPUTER.

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 01:50:41

>Confront TNGOPU

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-13 01:52:40

>Turn on COMPUTER; WHITE-KNIGHT for RIGHTEOUS HOT DAMES.

Obā-san · 2014-02-13 01:54:03

Kexruct said:
>Confront TNGOPU

You consider this course of action as well, but then you realize that you have no idea who TNGOPU is either! You also think TNGOPU is a very strange name and feel bad for anyone whose parents would deign to name them such a thing.

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 01:55:13

>Seduce FUYE VLANTIEN

Obā-san · 2014-02-13 01:57:40

Sredni Vashtar said:
>Turn on COMPUTER; WHITE-KNIGHT for RIGHTEOUS HOT DAMES.

You TURN ON your NEW COMPUTER

it takes about 7 SECONDS to boot up

you are OVERWHELMED with A SENSE OF AESTHETIC UNITY

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-02-13 01:58:29

:D

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 01:58:44

>understand REFRANCES

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-13 02:03:43

>Write understanding response to FRANCES.

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 02:04:40

>if necessary WATCH THE ENTIRE SHOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF UNDERSTANDING REFRANCES

Salix Babylonika · 2014-02-13 02:07:16

>zig

Obā-san · 2014-02-13 02:11:42

Kexruct said:
>Seduce FUYE VLANTIEN

you OPEN GOOGLE CHROME and log into your OK CUPID profile

there she is, FUYE VLANTIEN, the WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS

if only you could get up the NERVE to talk to her...

Kexruct said:
>if necessary WATCH THE ENTIRE SHOW FOR THE PURPOSE OF UNDERSTANDING REFRANCES

You briefly consider watching some ANIME, but then you remember that ANIME is THE WORK OF POTATO HOBOS and you know better than to mess with that shit.

Alduin · 2014-02-13 07:00:11

>CARRY THAT WEIGHT

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-02-13 07:01:43

>Send her anonymous messages of admiration.

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