ITT: We are all cows in a pasture

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 14:09:53

*contentedly chews grass*

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 14:14:18

:D

moo

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 15:25:54

*ambles around*

*finds more grass to eat*

*eats said grass*

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 15:45:35

*is content*

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 15:48:53

"Allright, looks like we're here, boys."

"Now, which one of you sons of guns knows the first thing about tipping cows?"

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 15:50:21

moo

Tachyon · 2014-02-09 16:01:00

*eats a stinging nettle*

*doesn't notice*

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 16:05:40

*is tipped*

*cries in bovine anguish*

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 16:17:39

*is tipped*

*doesn't care*

Tachyon · 2014-02-09 16:20:43

*is pushed*

*doesn't fall over*

*gets mad and chases would-be cow-tippers to the gate*

(angry cows are scary)

nohaynicklibre · 2014-02-09 17:53:39

Oh fug it's the train.

...

Astounding

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 17:57:54

"Dagnabbit, Ryan, you can't just go off tipping cows without the rest of you team! If you tried that in Nam, you'd be getting shoved into the water with a flag over your head!"

Tre · 2014-02-09 18:25:05

moo

-makes a patty-

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 18:45:40

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 18:48:16

*waits to be picked up*

*distressed moo*

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 18:52:42

*helps Kexruct up*

moo.

Anonus · 2014-02-09 18:57:03

Tre said:
moo

-makes a patty-

CANNIBAL

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 19:25:27

Imipolex G said:
*helps Kexruct up*

moo.

*grateful moo*

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-02-09 20:41:53

Hey hey did you hear?

Tom and Harold were on a hill, grazing. Tom's that young bull? Probably haven't been introduced. But you know that old buck Harold.

Anyway, Tom looks down the hill and sees cows at the base of the hill.

Tom turns to Harold and says; "Oh man oh man I'm gonna just run down and fuck one of them cows."

Harold smiles, and says; "No, boy. We are gonna just walk down there and fuck all of them cows."

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 20:52:21

:o

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 21:04:23

"Looks like we have a couple of bulls coming up from the hill."

"Now, I'm sure you've all read your manuals and know how to defend against an enemy coming from the high ground, right? Good. Prepare the battlements."

"Not going to get my team this time, Viet Kong."

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:16:02

I wonder if this is a joke I don't get

anyway, moo

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 21:23:12

[He's like a Boy Scout leader who treats his group of...Eagle Scouts, I guess like his old troop in his days in 'Nam. I think it's funny]

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:25:01

"I think that they mean to make love rather than war, sir."

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:31:54

well I would prefer to make love not war

maybe that's just me but

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 21:37:37

"Don't contradict me, Weird Scout. Love, lust, it makes no difference in the jungles. Either way, someone ends up dead and we have to move deeper to cover our tracks"

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:40:22

"May I enquire as to how love and/or lust gets you killed, sir? Because I am a bit sceptical on that point."

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:41:41

STD

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:41:47

AIDS

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:44:22

"But we're cows! There's no such thing as Cow AIDS!"

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:44:40

mad cow disease

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:49:37

"Only weird cannibals get Mad Cow, Imi. We're free range cows. And you can't get it by, you know..."

*embarrassed pause*

"Point is, it makes no sense, sir."

Hexartes · 2014-02-09 21:52:56

*ambles in the direction of Imi and Sredni*

HEY ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT SEX

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:53:44

No.

I merely wish to be milked before I explode

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:54:10

"WHO WANTS TO KNOW?"

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 21:54:18

"...boy, don't make me give you the Section 8. I mean send you back home without your badge. And all you need to know is that after a night of R&R, shallow graves and battery acid are your friends."

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 21:55:37

*...*

"Sir, you scare me."

Imipolex G · 2014-02-09 21:56:23

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 22:12:08

"Good! A bit of fear's healthy at your age. You ever read Machiavelli, boy? Chock full of tips for raising children."

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-02-09 22:22:31

"You're not my dad..."

Yarrun XIX · 2014-02-09 22:25:33

"Every Scoutmaster has to know basic child-rearing in case the Russians bomb us while we're away and I have to raise you like my own ken. Well, now it'd be the Koreans, but the same principle applies."

Hexartes · 2014-02-13 22:55:47

MOO

Imipolex G · 2014-02-13 23:04:28

yes

moo

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-02-14 01:15:32

moo ^_^

Imipolex G · 2014-02-14 01:24:02

moo!

lee4hmz · 2014-02-14 02:39:38

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-02-14 04:07:35

ITT: We are all cows in a pasture

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