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Leigh and I have been enjoying Cecil B. DeMille epics. So yesterday we gave the non-DeMille 1959 Yul Brynner Biblical epic Solomon and Sheba a shot.
That was kind of a mistake. Solomon and Sheba is one of those historical epics best known for killing a lead actor. Director King Vidor's original Solomon was Tyrone Power, who died of a freakishly early heart attack (he was 44) while filming. So since Yul Brynner had recently become famous playing a king of Egypt and a king of Siam, guess who they turned to for King Solomon? Opposite him is Gina Lollobrigida as pagan femme fatale dominatrix Sheba (always just "Sheba", not Belkis or anything). Pharaoh hires her to spy on Solomon and find Israel's weakness so he can invade it, but she starts to fall in love for real.
Sounding ridiculous enough yet? It gets better when an intimate conversation between Solomon and Sheba is interrupted by ninjas! And Solomon sets a ninja on fire by wrestling him into a torch! And another ninja turns out to be General Joab (King David's general, as attested in I and II Samuel).
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