The Dream Logic Thread

edited 2014-02-06 15:59:11 in General
I dreamed I was driving my mother to some kind of family restaurant. The problem: all the disabled parking spaces were taken.

So I went inside the restaurant, where the manager handed me a "disabled parking only" sign and offered to let me put it next to my car. That way any space could be a disabled-only space! Problem solved. v_v

Comments

  • I dreamed I was in a movie bus with monsters of the black lagoon.

    Cell Phones are apparently the best bludgeoning weapon
  • There was that one where I was supposed to give a guy a tuba as a wedding present, but got bored and ate it.
  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

    Om nom nom.

    There was one where ninjas wanted to fight the Assassins, but they needed a bus to get to the Old Man's mountain. So they chartered mine and this seemed like a logical job even though I almost got killed.

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