It was because it was the only way to stave off total world destruction
Now if you spend $89,000 on these pamphlets you'll read all about what the broadcasting industry DOESN'T want you to know
(hint: Gannett buying Belo disrupted reality and hardly anyone noticed)
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and yes i know Slenderman comes from SA, i'm not thick