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  • body permission and body transmission are only allowed in NSFW areas
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    PRINCIPALITY OF CENTRALIA
    MINISTRY OF TRANSPORTATION
    DRIVER LICENSE

    PROFESSOR DAME ADORABELLE WALLACE
    1700 TOWNSHIP ROAD 420
    DOVE CREEK, CENTRALIA

    DATE OF BIRTH: 1699-09-09
    ISSUED: 2011-09-14
    EXPIRES: 2016-09-09
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    it gives you more gallons per gallon
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    once upon a midnight deary i woke with osmething in m yhead

    i couldn't escape the memory of hte phone call ando f what you said

    like agame show contsestant with parting gift i could not belive my eyes

    when i saw through the voice of struasted friend who used to humor me and tell me lies

    yeah humor me and tell me lies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and i'll lie too and say i don't ming

    and as we seek so shall we find

    and when you're feeling open i'll still be here

    but not without a certain degree of fear of what will be

    for you and me

    i still can see things hopefully
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    but you

    why you wanna give me arun arond?

    is it a surefire way to speed things up

    when all it does is low me down
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    right lane must turn right
  • girl I want you I don't know if I need you but

    ooooh I'm gonna find out
  • edited 2014-12-01 14:02:16
    character from Strain (that's Strain: Strategic Armored Infantry, not The Strain) (thanks spambot for alerting me to the existence of a show called "The Strain", you were useful for one thing)

    name: Jessie Ijes (or Iges)

    basically, jessi ijess

    jess + i | i + jess

    A + B | B + A

    ABBA

    it turns out that she's actually a swedish pop band



    half-life 3 confirmed
  • format:

    > unrelated facts
    > improper association of unrelated facts
    > expression of triumphant realization

    > "half-life 3 confirmed"

    unrelated facts should themselves be unrelated to HL3, for greatest effect
  • hey look, i'm like a magician who is revealing all of my tricks immediately after doing them

    except my tricks are not even visually impressive
  • but i am shitposting so i have license to be unfunny
  • a secret agent, with license to be unfunny
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wanna wake up where you are

    I won't say anything at all

    So why don't you slide?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yeah, we're gonna let it sli-ide
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    you've shaken me in my confidence 'bout a great many things

    but i've been there and i can see it cower like a nervous magician waiting in the wings

    of a bad play where the heroes are right, and nobody thinks or expects too much

    and hollywood's calling for the movie rights signing' "hey babe let's keep in touch"
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    PELIGRO:

    ALTA VOLTAJE
    AGUAS PROFUNDAS

    NO ENTRE
    SOLAMENTE PERSONAS AUTORIZADAS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    weird eeightbay feedeightack
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    eeightay one

    eeightay two

    eeightay three

    eeightay four

    eeightay five
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Autist's Paradise
    Tabletop Games, Comics, & More
    7869 W. Chamberlain Avenue
    Queen City, Centralia
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sh*tpost
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    sh*tpost
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    look
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    at
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    me
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i deliberately tripped the spam filter, it's still here still happens sitll a thgins
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    "I don't know what that means!" "No one knows what it means, but it's provocative." "No it's not, it's gro—" "IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING!"
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what's that from
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Blades of Glory, of all things.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I thought it would have been from something from the '80s
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HOOEY

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HOOEY
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AA-BA-LOOEY
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    lions and tigers and bears oh my
    lions and tigers and bears oh my
    lions and tigers and bears oh my
    lions and tigers and bears oh my
    lions and tigers and bears oh my

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Autist's Paradise

    Tabletop Games, Comics, & More
    7869 W. Chamberlain Avenue
    Queen City, Centralia
    nobody shops here anymore
  • i would

    except i'm also ridiculously cheap and stingy
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're watching Up Late Tonight with Baba Looey

    Only on NarcolepTV
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    NarcolepTV? Is that like off-brand Adult Swim?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    (ironically, if not for Hanna-Barbera there would not have been an Adult Swim)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    NarcolepTV? Is that like off-brand Adult Swim?

    I imagined it as such, somehow.
  • "tvee" is one syllable
  • tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee tvee
  • the repetition of unaccented syllables in english is funny against this screen
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Mike Tvee
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    CROWN PROPERTY
    NO TRESPASSING
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    sorry to rain on your parade there, but if it were really raining men, wouldn't you get crushed? by all that man-meat?
  • french united connection kingdom
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Boop.
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