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  • edited 2014-11-30 05:20:18
    i bet you that clickbait will never actually be meaningful

    like, "5 reasons you should stop wasting time on your computer and go back to writing your thesis proposal"

    good, now that i bet you it won't, it probably will

    but now that i said that it probably won't

    AAAGHGHGHHHH
  • TachyonTachyon
    doubts that such an article will be written, as sites that use that headline format presumably wish ...
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    /me doubts that such an article will be written, as sites that use that headline format presumably wish to retain readers.
  • TachyonTachyon
    was going to say, wish to retain readers.
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    /me was going to say, wish to retain readers.
  • TachyonTachyon
    forgot to check the number of characters in that post.
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    /me forgot to check the number of characters in that post.
  • 10 Reasons Clickbait Sucks And You Should Stop Reading It
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    10 Reasons YOUR FACE Sucks
  • AnonusAnonus
    is testing this again and here's another line of text
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    /me is testing this again

    and here's another line of text
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    so it converts the whole post to that format
  • Section42LSection42L
    publishes an article called "Ten Reasons Ten Reasons Articles Suck"
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    /me publishes an article called "Ten Reasons Ten Reasons Articles Suck"
  • 10 Reasons Clickbait Sucks And You Should Stop Reading It

    meanwhile, in a Taboola ad:

    10 Pictures Of Anime Girls In Spacesuits
  • Section42LSection42L
    watches his ad rates double, proceeds to publish an article called "Ten Reasons God Doesn't Exist"
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    /me watches his ad rates double, proceeds to publish an article called "Ten Reasons God Doesn't Exist"
  • hey wait, quotes don't work like they used to
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

    hey wait, quotes don't work like they used to

    Oh?
  • quoteblocks without the header
    this used to produced a thing in a blue block
  • Section42LSection42L
    becomes a pop cultural icon for his undeniable logic
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    /me becomes a pop cultural icon for his undeniable logic
  • Section42LSection42L
    publishes an article called "Ten Reasons Why Black Is White"
    edited 2014-11-30 05:48:10
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    /me publishes an article called "Ten Reasons Why Black Is White"
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The current quotes are better since we get to choose how many nested quotes we want to display.
  • Section42LSection42L
    mounts a protest based on the article, and proceeds to get himself killed at the next zebra crossing
    edited 2014-11-30 05:50:02
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    /me mounts a protest based on the article, and proceeds to get himself killed at the next zebra crossing
  • edited 2014-11-30 05:50:58
    Tachyon said:

    The current quotes are better since we get to choose how many nested quotes we want to display.

    i noticed this and promptly set it to show all quotes

    once again, this is the exact opposite of what i'd do for a place i actually seriously intend to read the content of rather than enjoy the spectacle of

    but having quote tunneling is fucking hilarious and this is the best place to do it
  • edited 2014-11-30 06:01:34
    By uploading a hammer you certify that you have the left to dissteal men's souls
    this picture and that it does not guitarte the Terms of Service.
  • i am mocking the SHIT out of EVERYTHINGS

    EVERYNG
  • SF_SorrowSF_Sorrow
    America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 1...
    /me America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956. I can't stand my own mind. America when will we end the human war? Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb. I don't feel good don't bother me. I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind. America when will you be angelic? When will you take off your clothes? When will you look at yourself through the grave? When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites? America why are your libraries full of tears? America when will you send your eggs to India? I'm sick of your insane demands. When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks? America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world. Your machinery is too much for me. You made me want to be a saint. There must be some other way to settle this argument. Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister. Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke? I'm trying to come to the point. I refuse to give up my obsession. America stop pushing I know what I'm doing. America the plum blossoms are falling. I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for murder. America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies. America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry. I smoke marijuana every chance I get. I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet. When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid. My mind is made up there's going to be trouble. You should have seen me reading Marx. My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right. I won't say the Lord's Prayer. I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations. America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over from Russia. I'm addressing you. Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine? I'm obsessed by Time Magazine. I read it every week.
    Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore. I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library. It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me. It occurs to me that I am America. I am talking to myself again. Asia is rising against me. I haven't got a chinaman's chance. I'd better consider my national resources. My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and twenty-five-thousand mental institutions. I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns. I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go. My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic. America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his automobiles more so they're all different sexes. America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe. America free Tom Mooney. America save the Spanish Loyalists. America Sacco & Vanzetti must not die. America I am the Scottsboro boys. America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy. America you don're really want to go to war. America it's them bad Russians. Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians. The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take our cars from out our garages. Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. Her wants our
    auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations. That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers. Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help. America this is quite serious. America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set. America is this correct? I'd better get right down to the job. It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway. America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.
  • why can't i mock the shit out of everything?

    because there's no s in everything
  • SF_Sorrow said:

    /me America I've given you all and now I'm nothing. America two dollars and twenty-seven cents January 17, 1956. I can't stand my own mind. America when will we end the human war? Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb. I don't feel good don't bother me. I won't write my poem till I'm in my right mind. America when will you be angelic? When will you take off your clothes? When will you look at yourself through the grave? When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites? America why are your libraries full of tears? America when will you send your eggs to India? I'm sick of your insane demands. When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks? America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world. Your machinery is too much for me. You made me want to be a saint. There must be some other way to settle this argument. Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister. Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke? I'm trying to come to the point. I refuse to give up my obsession. America stop pushing I know what I'm doing. America the plum blossoms are falling. I haven't read the newspapers for months, everyday somebody goes on trial for murder. America I feel sentimental about the Wobblies. America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I'm not sorry. I smoke marijuana every chance I get. I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet. When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid. My mind is made up there's going to be trouble. You should have seen me reading Marx. My psychoanalyst thinks I'm perfectly right. I won't say the Lord's Prayer. I have mystical visions and cosmic vibrations. America I still haven't told you what you did to Uncle Max after he came over from Russia. I'm addressing you. Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine? I'm obsessed by Time Magazine. I read it every week.
    Its cover stares at me every time I slink past the corner candystore. I read it in the basement of the Berkeley Public Library. It's always telling me about responsibility. Businessmen are serious. Movie producers are serious. Everybody's serious but me. It occurs to me that I am America. I am talking to myself again. Asia is rising against me. I haven't got a chinaman's chance. I'd better consider my national resources. My national resources consist of two joints of marijuana millions of genitals an unpublishable private literature that goes 1400 miles and hour and twenty-five-thousand mental institutions. I say nothing about my prisons nor the millions of underpriviliged who live in my flowerpots under the light of five hundred suns. I have abolished the whorehouses of France, Tangiers is the next to go. My ambition is to be President despite the fact that I'm a Catholic. America how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood? I will continue like Henry Ford my strophes are as individual as his automobiles more so they're all different sexes. America I will sell you strophes $2500 apiece $500 down on your old strophe. America free Tom Mooney. America save the Spanish Loyalists. America Sacco & Vanzetti must not die. America I am the Scottsboro boys. America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor made me cry I once saw Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy. America you don're really want to go to war. America it's them bad Russians. Them Russians them Russians and them Chinamen. And them Russians. The Russia wants to eat us alive. The Russia's power mad. She wants to take our cars from out our garages. Her wants to grab Chicago. Her needs a Red Reader's Digest. Her wants our
    auto plants in Siberia. Him big bureaucracy running our fillingstations. That no good. Ugh. Him makes Indians learn read. Him need big black niggers. Hah. Her make us all work sixteen hours a day. Help. America this is quite serious. America this is the impression I get from looking in the television set. America is this correct? I'd better get right down to the job. It's true I don't want to join the Army or turn lathes in precision parts factories, I'm nearsighted and psychopathic anyway. America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel.


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Fortunately, there is still a limit to the number of words the post can contain.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i made sure of this by attempting to paste the entire text of Great Expectations into a /me post.
  • text-only wonderposting thread

    ehh i guess i'll excuse it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    » show previous quotes
  • 10 Pictures Of Laffinty In A Swimsuit, Before Her Face Turned Red
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    u laffinty u lose
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022


    I DON'T SUPPORT GLENNMAGUSHARVEY'S POLITICAL VIEWS ON THE TOPIC OF CENTRALIAN HEALTHCARE

  • WHAT ABOUT MY VIEWS ON MINORITY SPECIES RIGHTS IN CENTRALIA?
  • wait

    that image is trying to make somethingawful set cooties cookies on my computer
  • Warning: dongs.

    Warning: dinguses.

    Warning: dingos.

    Warning: Dangan Ronpa.

    Warning: dangit dagnabbit damnit.

    Warning: damn Shinra.

    Warning: Danger! Danger!  ...High Voltage!  ...when we touch!  ...when we kiss!
  • i just noticed that "fuck you too" (repeated) can be sung to the tune of the Austin Powers theme song
  • (I chord)
    well fuuck yoou toooo
    oh fuuck yoou toooo
    well fuuck yoou toooo
    oh fuuck yoou toooo
    (IV chord)
    well fuuck yoou toooo
    oh fuuck yoou toooo
    (I chord)
    well fuuck yoou toooo
    oh fuuck yoou toooo
    (V chord)
    WELL FUCK YOU TOO-OO
    OH FUCK YOU TOO-OO
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    (I chord)
    well fuuck yoou toooo

    i somehow managed to read this to the tune of

    I burn!
    Can't hold me now...
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i mean literally just that part of the post.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    HH said:

    Body is required.


    That's DISCRIMINATION against those of us who exist as just a disembodied nervous system
  • body omission is completely permissible
  • body emission has not been ruled on yet
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