rap lyrics, stripped of context and attribution

edited 2014-01-14 01:03:16 in General
My jacket's expensive
It's made out of lizards

Comments

  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    "My Coat is Made of Lizards" is totally going to be a track on one of my albums.

    That aside...

    Burmese babies under each arm
    Screaming beautiful songs.
  • somebody throws a baby, oh shit
  • Gimme a gal who teaches school
    Who's not afraid to break the rules
  • I like the girls with the boom
    I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
  • edited 2014-01-14 01:16:50

    A clever head is a real turn-on
    You bright, you brainy amazons
    Authors, scientists, and architects
    Sultry babes with intellect
  • BeeBee
    edited 2014-01-14 01:23:56
    Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap

    It's like...like a slant rhyme had sex with a train wreck.
  • this earth is as real as a Chinese fortune cookie - in English with lottery numbers
  • edited 2014-01-14 01:39:37
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    put 'em on the glass
  • Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit
    Got these other haters pissed 'cause my toilet paper thick
  • Speakin' my language if you talkin' 'bout tilapia
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Asymmetric hatred only feeds apathetic
    Volatile vocals turned thoughts kinetic
    Never knew your happiness could just be injected
    Belt to clenched jaw teeth hurt all infected
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