My Little Pony, With Bitcoins

criminalscum · 2013-12-11 21:54:31

Twilight's got a new rig
set up, mining fractions of Bitbits a day. She keeps a close eye on Mt.
Fox (Magic: The Friendshipping Online eXchange) so that she can buy and
sell at a moment's notice, plus an hour or so for the transaction time.
Pinkie Pie told her that Bitbits violate almost all the basic laws of
ponynomics, but Twilight did it anyway. Since Celestia is footing the
utility bill for the library, Twilight can mine all day and night for
free, and with only a few years of mining profits she will be able to
pay off the cost of the miners. Hopefully she doesn't get heatstroke
before the Equestrian Bit collapses and makes her a real Bitbit
Princess!

Bitbits can only go up uP UP!

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-11 22:01:10

Y'know, I would love to see an MMO economy simulator.

Justice4243 · 2013-12-11 22:02:24

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-11 22:03:39

Sunlight is currently free, but it won't be as human population density in cities rises.

Haven · 2013-12-11 23:21:31

You mean horse density in horse cities

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-11 23:35:22

no

because unfuck ponies

Viani · 2013-12-12 05:22:45

It's weird how people say there is no profit in bitcoin mining because of the cost of electricity

Bee · 2013-12-12 05:26:15

glennmagusharvey said:
no

because unfuck ponies

What you have fucked cannot be unfucked.

Viani · 2013-12-12 05:29:43

defuckify

Spell/Normal

Remove 1 fuck from any face-up entity.

criminalscum · 2013-12-12 13:57:37

Justice4243 said:

...did you draw this?

Also, Ron Foal:

Justice4243 · 2013-12-12 14:05:29

^ Heh, I wish. It was on Derpibooru.

Previous Calica · 2013-12-12 14:06:20

Viani said:
It's weird how people say there is no profit in bitcoin mining because of the cost of electricity

the way bitcoin mining works is that the payoff of mining is reduced when there are more people doing it, so if bitcoin miners were rational, the reward for mining would just exceed the minimum cost of electricity in a place with solid internet. Of course, bitcoin miners aren't rational so it's way below even what that would be

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-12 14:31:06

So bitcoin mining is basically a common pool resource that's just a few barriers away from open-access?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-12-13 02:56:46

Viani said:
defuckify

Spell/Normal

Remove 1 fuck from any face-up entity.

What about when you impregnate the pooch that you screwed, thus causing her to keep her head down due to exhaustion from the labours of single parenthood and trying to keep a steady job while in college because you failed to do the responsible thing after that one-night stand in the pool room of the local dog pub you fucking monstrous selfish bastard.

...?

Viani · 2013-12-13 02:59:55

Dysfuckition

Spell/Normal

Select 1 entity: remove all fucks from the selected entity.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-12-13 03:03:46

But if no fucks are left, then can no fucks be given?

Does re-virginisation cause apathy, sociopathy?

Anonus · 2013-12-13 04:42:45

dog pubs exist?

Tachyon · 2013-12-13 05:00:09

do pugs exist?

Justice4243 · 2013-12-13 05:10:13

^^There are coffee shops that serve liquor where you can bring your dog. I work near one.

Tachyon · 2013-12-13 05:11:41

can you give your dog liquor?

Justice4243 · 2013-12-13 05:45:37

You could probably pour a bit into the water bowls they supply.

Viani · 2013-12-16 22:31:23

Sredni Vashtar said:
But if no fucks are left, then can no fucks be given?

Does re-virginisation cause apathy, sociopathy?

Yup, you'll need a different card to regain fucks if none are produced during your standby phase.

Buttwangs · 2013-12-16 22:34:01

glennmagusharvey said:
Y'know, I would love to see an MMO economy simulator.

EVE Online

Viani · 2013-12-16 22:36:25

Yeah, that. It's simulating everything but epic space battles.

Did you know your foot size is a thing that affects your ability to play on EVE Online?

glennmagusharvey · 2013-12-17 13:19:16

No, how

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