So, let's try this again.

Comments

• Princess Alice

  2013-11-26 00:34:00

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Examine oversized skeleton key.
• Full_Half_Nelson

  2013-11-26 00:39:40 edited 2013-11-26 00:40:04

  >use giant key to break glass and get small key and then use both keys appropriately
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 00:40:04

  (one command at a time please)
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 00:46:03

  
• Full_Half_Nelson

  2013-11-26 00:48:55

  Okay then
  
  >now take the giant key out of your inventory and break the glass to get the small key
  
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 00:58:14

  
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 01:03:17

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  So if I understand correctly, the giant novelty key will automatically be used at the proper time and no sooner?
  
  Open the door.
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 01:16:15

  
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 01:19:28 edited 2013-11-26 01:20:46

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Push the button under the glass panel holding the smaller key.
• Full_Half_Nelson

  2013-11-26 01:20:48 edited 2013-11-26 01:22:40

  So you're GMing an adventure game over the Internet drawn with pen and paper and yet still limiting the players' options as if they're playing a video game? Lame :-\
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 01:23:24 edited 2013-11-26 01:24:54

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Yeah, who could ever succeed with a formula like as if that? It's not like as if the most popular webcomic on the internet used that formular or something.
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 01:24:16

  (please put discussion in the main thread or something I really only want this to be for the actual game itself)
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 19:44:19

  
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 19:45:08 edited 2013-11-26 19:55:50

  (whoops! Forgot to draw the Carrot of Fortitude being lost. Just pretend a Zeldaesque heart meter is there, only with carrots, and one of the carrots fell.)

  (also the "lock" and "unlock" things are backwards. The light next to "unlock" should be colored in.)
• Tachyon

  2013-11-26 19:48:24

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Push several buttons in succession and see if anything happens
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-11-26 19:51:17

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Remove the lightbulb and add it to your inventory.

  
  

  Never know when you need to pretend to be a cartoon person getting an idea.
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 20:07:52

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  As far as I can tell, that light is the only thing illuminating this room. So we should wait until the door is open and we're ready to leave the room before we take the bulb.
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 20:12:43

  
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 20:22:50 edited 2013-11-26 20:23:57

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Is that supposed to be "a wan light comes on from behind you"?
• Hexartes

  2013-11-26 20:25:13

  Yes.
• MetaFour

  2013-11-26 20:30:09

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Push all four corner buttons in sequence, then the center button.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-11-26 23:45:07

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I knew what I was doing, Meta

  
  

  I knew exactly what I was doing. Just didn't care.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-11-27 00:07:23

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Spoiler:

  you may want to make a discussion thread

  
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-11-27 06:28:55

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Smash the lightbulb to make a rudimentary shank.
• Hexartes

  2013-11-27 11:42:52

  Kexruct said:

  (one command at a time please)