All my friends are dead

edited 2013-11-13 23:09:24 in General
(except, they never actually existed in the first place) WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

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  • "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    All your friend's what?
  • All my friends know how to sneak in grammatical errors into the titles of my threads
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    a classic album
  • edited 2013-11-13 23:12:41
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    wake up in the morning
    there's a brand new day ahead
    the sun is bright and the clouds smile down
    and all your friends are dead

    but the ocean is so friendly
    the bright blue diamond stratosphere
    and you know you're gonna have buckets of fun
    as soon as you can get out of here






    running from skipper plumbthroat
    last night he murdered all your friends
    hiding from skipper plumbthroat
    you gotta run from your end



    he came last night when you were all asleep
    and you narrowly avoided death
    you hid behind a rock while he got to work
    now there's no buddies to tangle with



    you swim and swim and swim some more
    to find a new squiddle colony
    and though there's hope you really can't help
    but feel just a little bit lonely



    running from skipper plumbthroat
    why must squiddles meet such an end?
    hiding from skipper plumbthroat
    it's time to make new squiddle friends



    squiddles are social creatures
    squiddles need friends
    even when they have squiddle fights
    they always make amends



    squiddles are peaceful plushes
    squiddles would never hurt you
    they tangle you up in a big friendship ball
    oooooooooooooooooo



    running from skipper plumbthroat
    why must squiddles meet such an end?
    hiding from skipper plumbthroat
    it's time to make new squiddle friends


    it's time to make new squiddle friends
  • edited 2013-11-14 01:02:34
    feeling like P. Diddy
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