The Thing vs The Thing vs Thing

Comments

• Mr. Darcy

  2013-11-01 20:03:55

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  You mean as a fight? Any Thing goes?
• Misery

  2013-11-01 20:04:44

  The sadness will last forever.

  Man-Thing
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-11-01 20:10:55

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  And now, we shall convene a Thing on the Thing/Thing/Thing Thing.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-11-01 20:12:21

  
  

  now ain't that something.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-11-01 20:26:59

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Yup!
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-11-01 20:30:20

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Hmm...

  
  

  *ahem*

  
  

  Oyez, oyez!

  
  

  By the power invested in me by the Royal Crown of Centralia, I hereby call the First THING/THING/THING THING THING to order!
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-01 22:16:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well, as raocow said
  
  
  
  there's also a "Thing" in the Gormenghast books but I'm guessing there are no pictures thereof
  
• Justice4243

  2013-11-01 22:32:50

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Norman Bates said:

  Man-Thing

  Ninja'd.

  
  

  Swamp Thing.
  

  
  

  My money is on Marvel's thing for the op, but Swamp Thing if we include more things because he's sort of a god thing.
• Viani

  2013-11-02 00:06:57

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  F4's Thing
  * Impenetrable Hide
  * High Physical Strength
  * Resistance to various amounts of harmful phenomenon
  
  JC's Thing
  * Ability to absorb and assimilate creatures on a microscopic level
  * Near perfect mimicry/imitation
  * Can survive extreme body trauma
  
  AF's Thing
  * Seemingly Invincible and cannot be destroyed
  * Extreme Intelligence & Cunning
  * unmatched Dexterity
  
  
  
  Judging from what I've seen of the Adam's Family, compared to his opponents, he never dies or gets defeated in any way, I think Thing will be the victor.
  
• Justice4243

  2013-11-02 00:07:47

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  It would make for an amusing surprise twist.
• Bee

  2013-11-02 01:17:10

  At the end
  
  A pile of grotesque, squamous Things lie dead
  
  Atop the charnel stack
  
  A hand
  
  Flips the bird to them all
  
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 01:52:10 edited 2013-11-02 02:03:33

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm gonna say that the AF thing, a good-hearted creature, allies with F4s the thing against JCs the thing.
  
  But in an all-out fight, no allying, AF Thing wins.
• Justice4243

  2013-11-02 01:57:47

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Bee said:

  At the end
  
  A pile of grotesque, squamous Things lie dead
  
  Atop the charnel stack
  
  A hand
  
  Flips the bird to them all
  

  Yes!

  
  

  Though the above post is probably a likely outcome.
• Haven

  2013-11-02 05:03:13

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  AF and F4 win the battle. But then it turns out they were both already assimilated and the fight was staged to draw more people, and therefore biomass, to the area.
• Justice4243

  2013-11-02 05:28:42 edited 2013-11-02 05:28:52

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I figured Grimm's composition would probably save him from absorption. Otherwise, I might have bet money on Carpenter's Thing.
• Haven

  2013-11-02 05:33:45

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  I'm just thinking about how great the "this man...this monster!" angle would be if mid-soliloquy he sprouted tentacles and a giant mouth in his stomach.
  
  "I TAKE IT BACK I WANNA BE JUST A ROCK MONSTER AGAIN"
  
  And then it turns out even Alicia has her limits.
• Alduin

  2013-11-02 07:49:18

  So this is a thing.
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 13:55:43

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  AF thing can transcend time and space, can appear out of formerly empty boxes, and needs no body other than a bit of arm and hand.