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The Time Bus's navigation system is terrible

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2013-10-19 20:21:59 in General
In 500 feet, take the ramp to the 1990s.

Continue towards the Clinton Administration for 3.4 years.

In 90 days, turn right onto 1993. Your destination will be on a Monday.
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    1993, woohoo! That's pre-crisis days.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Local date: 24 MAY 1993
    Local time: 11:24 AM
    Location: PORTLAND, OREGON, USA

    The Time Bus comes to a stop and Central Avenue throws open the door. What do you do first?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    find a restroom
  • BeeBee
    Tell you to get out of the way before you get trampled by a feral drum circle.
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