Karl Lagerfeld Quotes

"I love hats, in a way, but when I was a child, I'd wear Tyrolean hats, and my mother–I was something like eight–said to me, 'You shouldn't wear hats. You look like an old dick.' Do you say such things to children? She was quite funny, no?" 

"I'm rather pro-prostitution, I admire people who do it. It can't be much fun. Thank goodness for it. People need relief or they become murderers." 

"The iPod is genius. I have 300." 

"Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants." 

"My sisters were sent away because my mother thought they were boring. I was not boring." 

"I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth."