The Question And Answer Thread

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• Fossilmaiden

  2013-10-11 16:56:22

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  A: A terrible blight upon this Earth.
  
  Q: How much wood?
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 18:03:49

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Enough to keep the fire going.

  
  

  Q: Is it?
• Misery

  2013-10-11 18:17:53

  The sadness will last forever.

  A: No.

  
  

  Q: Do you like toasters?
• Tre

  2013-10-11 18:20:43

  
  

  a: Well, do you like microwaves?

  
  

  q: Ads for Heapers Hangout?
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-10-11 18:21:31

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  a: To what target audience?

  
  

  q: Why not?
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-11 18:26:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  a: Because I'm the princess and I said so! v_v

  
  

  b: Where do you want to go today?
• Misery

  2013-10-11 18:28:52

  The sadness will last forever.

  A: The Movies.

  
  

  
  

  Q: Jump?
• Tre

  2013-10-11 18:30:19

  
  

  A: Might as well.

  
  

  Q: Do you understand what the refrance?
• Section42L

  2013-10-11 18:33:41

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  A: I ain't the worst that you've seen.

  
  

  Q: Can't you see what I mean?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 18:51:36

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Only as well as I can see the point.

  
  

  Q: What is the question, Gertrude?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 18:53:32 edited 2013-10-11 18:53:46

  A: The question is:
  
  Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 18:57:03

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: US Americans in the Iraq.

  
  

  Q: What was it?
• Tre

  2013-10-11 19:04:50 edited 2013-10-11 19:06:34

  
  

  A: Avici. The place, not the producer.

  
  

  Q: Wait, is that misspelled?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 19:08:45

  A: Yes.  You forgot the silent ghoti.
  
  Q: If a hen swallows a condom full of sperm infected with HIV AIDS and if somebody eats that her meat, does she ?
  
• Section42L

  2013-10-11 19:15:57

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  A: i am truely sorry for your lots

  
  

  Q: How turn computer monitor into mirror?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 19:31:24

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Shiny paint use!

  
  

  Q: The fuck, yo?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 20:14:14

  A: Yo yo yoYOyo.  YOOOOOOOO.
  
  Q: Does Stevie Wonder know that he's black?
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-10-11 20:26:27

  (flower path)

  A: Stevie Wonder needs a better screen-reader.

  
  

  Q: Does an escalator break?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 20:27:45 edited 2013-10-11 20:28:36

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Yes, in a relative, mechanical sense.

  
  

  Q: THEN WHO WAS PHONE.
• Section42L

  2013-10-11 20:41:20

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  A: Scrooge McDuck

  
  

  Q: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 20:55:47

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: I knew you agreed that Far Fig Newton is the prettiest horse in the Kentucky Derby!

  
  

  Q: Whither the weather?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 20:56:54 edited 2013-10-11 20:57:49

  A: I think so.  But how are we going to replace all the shampoo in the world with squeezy cheese?
  
  EDIT: dammit.  A: Nay, thither the weather.
  
  Q: How many roads must a man walk down?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 21:01:14

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Not so many as the stairs he must walk up, if he is to be a man of importance!

  
  

  Q: Confusion is next and next after that is the truth. Sonic tooth?
• Section42L

  2013-10-11 21:18:51

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  A: My future is static. It's already had it. I could tuck you in, and we can talk about it.

  
  

  Q: Are you amplified to rock? Are you hoping for a contact?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 21:30:17

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: CON-TACT! *distant explosion* Hmmm...?

  
  

  Q: As this thread increases in length, how many posts before the inevitable occurs?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 21:42:46

  A: Zero, if I go ahead and say Hitler right now.
  
  Q: What is Velveeta made of?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 21:47:15

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Proteins and carbohydrates.

  
  

  Q: Masaaki Yuasa! Masaaki Yuasa. Masaaki Yuasa?
• Misery

  2013-10-11 21:55:05

  The sadness will last forever.

  A: Nani?

  
  

  Q: Are you going to finish that?
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 21:56:23

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: I always finish what I start. But I did not start this.

  
  

  Q: ARE YOU READY?
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-11 22:17:55 edited 2013-10-11 22:18:13

  A: Ready as I'll ever be for those troll emolgas of  yours, Elesa!  And ready for you...
  
  Q: Bees?
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-10-11 22:25:05

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  A: Trees.

  
  

  Q: Trees?
• Bee

  2013-10-11 23:05:06

  A: Bees.
  
  Q: Bees?
• Justice4243

  2013-10-12 01:14:54

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  A: Sneeze.

  
  

  Q: Knees? 
• Section42L

  2013-10-12 01:22:16

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  A: Giraffes!

  
  

  Q: Giraffes?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-07 22:01:30

  A: Giraffes in a pyramid.
  
  Q: Would you like to space?
  
• Hexartes

  2014-01-07 22:05:13

  A: Mu.

  
  

  Q: What would Dawkins do?
• glennmagusharvey

  2014-01-07 22:05:31 edited 2014-01-07 22:05:46

  A: He would because sex.
  
  Q: Would you because sex?
  
• Bee

  2014-01-07 22:55:25

  A: No.  The gun is good, the penis is evil.
  
  Q: How many neutrinos would it take to power a lightbulb for one second?