Welcome to Ohio: Where Mountains Might As Well Be Unicorns

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• Aliroz

  2013-10-09 13:58:56

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  How in the world do you live in a place like that?
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-10-09 13:59:01

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it's beautiful
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-09 13:59:20

  Moral: Nevada
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-09 14:04:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This is what I've known all my life...flatness everywhere.

  
  

  It always makes it fun when I go to places like West Virignia or Tennessee becuase I'm like holy crap, actual hills!

  
  

  
  

  DRACULA, LORD OF THIS CASTLE said:

  Moral: Nevada
  

  Fun fact: Nevada, Ohio is pronounced with a long a. Nuh-VAY-da.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-10-09 14:12:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The highest point in my state is a garbage dump. 

  
  

  We understand completely.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-10-09 14:14:08

  Are you in Florida?
  
  Or Kansas?
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-10-09 14:29:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Florida.

  
  

  We call it Mt. Trashmore. Not to be mistaken with the Virginian Mt. Trashmore.
• Imipolex G

  2013-10-09 14:36:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  living in Pennsylvania has taught me that mountains aren't necessarily your friends
  
  in fact they can be a real nuisance
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-10-09 14:39:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I do find it interesting that Anonus and I seem to come from sort of opposite places

  
  

  He lives in the Rockies, I live in a flat forest