What two instruments are worse then a Clarinet?

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• Spacey

  2011-10-24 20:06:57

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  what did clarinets ever do to you

  did they run over your dog when you were 6 or something
• Tnu1138

  2011-10-24 20:08:39

  Yes.
• Unknown

  2011-10-24 20:43:32

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• Anonus

  2011-10-24 20:46:03

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Sure they could.
  
  Clarinets are always eligible. They don't even need a test or anything, they can just walk right up to the DMV and ask for one!
  
• Unknown

  2011-10-26 03:45:53

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• Princess Alice

  2011-10-26 03:48:09

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  But clarinets are much better drivers, you see. They don't have feet to operate the gas pedal, so you never have to worry about them running red lights.
  
• Unknown

  2011-10-26 03:52:06

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• Anonus

  2011-10-26 03:59:18

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  ...you, like Haven, see her as a horse now?
  
• Unknown

  2011-10-26 04:01:00

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• Princess Alice

  2011-10-26 04:09:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I believe Haven said he saw me as Pinkie Pie, specifically.
  
  *looks at avatar*
  
  ...I suppose I can't blame him.
  
• Unknown

  2011-10-26 04:16:06

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• Princess Alice

  2011-10-26 04:18:26

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  He should be Rainbow Dash, because we all know that Rainbow Pie is the best pony ship.
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-10-26 11:54:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Am I a pony?
  
• Viani

  2011-10-26 14:28:18

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  This is the greatest one-hand thread ever.