Samurai Doof
Long ago in a distant doof, I, BIDOOF, the shapeshifting master of doof, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE BIDOOF. But a foolish samurai bidoof, wielding a magic doof, stepped forth to oppose doof.
[sword slashing noises]
but, before the final doof was struck, I TORE open a portal in doof, and flung him into the bidoof, where my bidoof is LAW, now the fool seeks to return to the doof, and undo the future that is BI-DOOF
[theme music]
[sword slashing noises]
but, before the final doof was struck, I TORE open a portal in doof, and flung him into the bidoof, where my bidoof is LAW, now the fool seeks to return to the doof, and undo the future that is BI-DOOF
[theme music]
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
maybe it's like Moose where the plural is the same as the singular?
we need an official pokemon pluralization guide
get your shit together gamefreak.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
(watch out)
Gotta Bidoof, back to the Doof, Samurai Doof
(Doof Doof Doof)
Gotta Bidoof, back to the Doof, Samurai Doof
(watch out)
Gotta Bidoof, back to the Doof, Samurai Doof
(Doof Doof Doof)
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead