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• Imipolex G

  2011-04-27 22:15:58

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  -bulldozes news station, builds miniature golf course-
  
• Princess Alice

  2011-04-28 04:02:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Fool! If you could kill NewsChannel 9 News that easily, we'd have done it years ago!
  
• Imipolex G

  2011-04-28 12:26:09

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What, is it some kind of eldritch abomination or something?
  
• Viani

  2012-02-24 22:22:55

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Video has been removed by user.
  
  :<
  
• DickGrabrod

  2012-02-24 22:54:10

  Our local news this morning had this creepy trying-too-hard roots rock band playing while the week's weather was displayed. The drummer looked half-asleep, and the singer had like ten harmonicas hanging off him. He didn't play them so well.
• Spacey

  2012-02-24 23:02:28

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 23:06:13

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Eww.
• Spacey

  2012-02-24 23:07:11

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  What's wrong with it?
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 23:08:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It's ugly.
  
• Spacey

  2012-02-24 23:10:12

  i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

  
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 23:13:20

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Still ugly.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-24 23:21:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What are some news logos that are NOT ugly?
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 23:27:23

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I'm going to take "news" to mean "local television station" and give you this.
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-24 23:30:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  You know what I meant and PAGE NOT FOUND.
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-24 23:33:19

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Refresh it, maybe?
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-02-24 23:37:31

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Oh.
  
  That's...boring.
  
• DickGrabrod

  2012-02-25 01:33:19

  Here's that thing I was talking about:

  
  

  http://www.ktvl.com/video/c/1155263524/local-news/1471571098001/news-ktvl-youtube
  
• Anonus

  2012-02-25 01:38:42

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  What's with the microphone?
  
  Also that background graphic at the end is distracting. The "10" needs to move slower.
  
  Also that station is getting sold to Sinclair. I hope they don't mess it up.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-02-25 01:41:34

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I've always liked this one's simplicity:
  
  
  
  For some reason versions of it I find online tend to be stretched, though.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-02-25 05:50:22 edited 2012-02-25 05:51:45

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  >Murrican News Channel >Local News
  
  Pick one :P
  
  
  
  I like this logo