Dad, what's the constitution?

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• Mr. Darcy

  2013-09-04 15:02:44

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  ... what kind of king are you, Mufasa?
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-09-04 15:38:20 edited 2013-09-04 15:38:26

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Because a vague legal document drafted in the 1780s when its country wasn't even industrialized yet is the ultimate authority on everything in America. :3
  
• Aliroz

  2013-09-04 15:44:46

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Miko said:

  Because a vague legal document drafted in the 1780s when its country wasn't even industrialized yet is the ultimate authority on everything in America. :3
  

  Because nobody has done anything to change that document or add to it; and no other documents have been made to help support the things not covered in it.  Ever.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 15:44:49

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 15:45:52

  
  

  
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-04 15:46:32

  (flower path)

  "Dad, what's the constitution?" "Something that doesn't apply to us.  Because we're lions.  In Africa."
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-09-04 15:47:30

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Pangur Bán said:

  

  this is so bizarre I can't even be angry at it.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 15:47:31

  
  

  
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-09-04 15:48:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Lionberals?
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-09-04 16:00:27

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  spinor said:

  "Dad, what's the constitution?" "Something that doesn't apply to us.  Because we're lions.  In Africa."

  A lion kingdom.

  "Dad, what's a constitutional monarchy?" "It's when real power rests with a majority vote of lionesses, son."
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 16:01:40 edited 2013-09-04 16:01:53

  
  

  spinor said:

  It's when real power rests with a majority vote of lionesses, son.

  this is funny because i am 83% certain this is pretty much how lion prides work in real life
  
  
  
  

  
  

  fucking quoteblocks.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-09-04 16:02:32 edited 2013-09-04 16:03:08

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Now, if we were lions in the States, we'd have something to talk about
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-09-04 16:03:13

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *is a lioness who licks Yarrun the lion and purrs*
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-09-04 16:05:19

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  When the frig did I become a lion?

  
  

  That's Naney's job.
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 16:06:17

  
  

  yes it is me

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  supreme sultan of the suburban savannah
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-09-04 16:06:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Good sir, I believe you are attempting to deceive us into thinking that there penguin is a lion.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-09-04 16:08:45

  
  

  BLAST IT, I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT!

  
  

  
  

  (*absconds via waddling*)
• Aliroz

  2013-09-04 16:28:06

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Hey guys what's going o-
  
  oh.
  
  -sees the "Lions Only, No Crocodiles Allowed" sign-
  
  Sheesh, eat just one baby and they never let you forget it.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-09-04 16:36:18

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  The Lions should be less speciest.

  
  

  They're just hyenas. Let 'em live a little.
• Previous Calica

  2013-09-04 16:50:15

  (flower path)

  Aliroz said:

  Sheesh, eat just one baby and they never let you forget it.

  Just ask the dingos.
• Hexartes

  2013-09-04 16:50:45

  Pangur Bán said:

  

  *****SIGHS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS*****
• Aliroz

  2013-09-04 16:52:26

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's funny because they're lions in Africa and thus shouldn't care about the constitution.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-09-05 13:08:23

  It's a stat that determines how much starting HP and HP per level up you get.  Also your base concentration bonus.