I'll read it, but I think Eldest's greatest merit lays in its sturdiness. Keep it on hand for when the clock's ticking and you need to get a supervillain to talk.
Oh, yeah, iirc, Eldest boils down to 'I should get a sword, but I'm not getting the sword until the next book, so let's screw around with stuff that isn't as important'
Full Tilt by Neal Shusterman. I must have read that, like 6 times. It was like a YA drama-horror-comedy Silent Hill set at an amusement park, it was awesome.
Harry Potter's a little more complicated to place. Rowling has stated that the books have always been aimed at the original audience: I.E the readers from '97. Hence why they steadily got darker as the series went on, until we ended up in full on mass murder territory.
I don't think it ever gets terribad dark. DH came out when I was ten and I wasn't traumatized by reading it, nor was it particularly difficult for me to read.
Although I didn't pick up on a few of the greyer bits of morality, particularly those pertaining to Dumbledore.
I remember liking the first book when I read it. I prolllllllly would not like it now, but it is certainly the best thing I have ever read that sprung from the pen of a 15 year old.
One final point. Eragon hides his knife under his mattress. What sort of moron hides his knife under the mattress. You're supposed hide your money under the mattress and your knife under your pillow.
I've just wanted to post this somewhere since I first read it. I have nothing against Patterson, but I thought the middle panel was really funny.
Funny thing about that. Kippurbird (the girl behind Eragon Sporkings) half-finished sporking a Patterson novel called Maximum Ride. The aforementioned novel about the kids who fly for poorly-defined reasons.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Just like Thulsa Doom. Way to rip off two classics, Christopher JERKolini!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
WHERRRE ARE THEY? *thump*
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
fifth or sixth grade
seventh at latest.
I remember almost nothing about them, which means they weren't as good as the Warrior Cats series, which I remember fine.
Full Tilt by Neal Shusterman. I must have read that, like 6 times. It was like a YA drama-horror-comedy Silent Hill set at an amusement park, it was awesome.
Journey To Terezor.
Yeah, I know you were expecting a different book ,but Journey To Terezor is pretty dang good.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The Old Kingdom series.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
One final point. Eragon hides his knife under his mattress. What sort of
moron hides his knife under the mattress. You're supposed hide your
money under the mattress and your knife under your pillow.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
He then meets what is essentially a were-house cat. This werecat is named Solembum.
Let us look at the name of this cat. Solembum. Solemn bum. Serious Ass.
Yes. The cat's name is Serious Ass.
Serious Ass.
Can our naming conventions get any better than this?
I don't think so.