*gets in the shower with everyone and helps wash them in the hard-to-reach places* This is not gay because I am comfortable with my sexuality. :D *fondles as well*
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
hey dudes wanna watch the game at my place? I got a case of beer and those pretzel-cheese combo things and my wife will be out for the evening with her friends!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Why haven't you broken out yet? It's what a REAL MAN would do!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Breasts are nice when they are part of a sufficiently curvy figure. A busty toothpick just looks wrong, and I feel sorry for women whose backs have to support that frame. Really, I like proportional people. Wiry, flat-chested women and zaftig ones can be equally sexy in different ways.
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which I swear is NOT homoerotic AT ALL
^^ CA dude don't egg him on.
NO CELL CAN HOLD ME
BULLET HELL 'EM
Asexuality makes things weird when you're still heteroromantic... :|
And yeah, this is completely unnecessary information
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
HEY DUDES DON'T YOU LOVE WHEN THE SPORTS HAPPEN ON THE FIELD GO TEAM
*does the sex with a bunch of hot girls*
real men keep up with the times
why isn't there a straight pride parade