Heaper Headcannons

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• Misery

  2013-08-14 18:28:55

  The sadness will last forever.

  aliroz is a reptilian humanoid 
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 18:34:39

  Aliroz is a precocious eight year old.

  
  

  With an alligator tail. 
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-14 18:37:10

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  you make me sound badass

  
  

  i approve
• Aliroz

  2013-08-14 18:45:14 edited 2013-08-14 21:38:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yeah, one of these days, Central Avenue is going to return to her kingdom, and take it back, restoring the hope of the surviving .02 per-cent of the populace that survived.  And it will be awesome. She will avenge her parents.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-08-14 18:45:32 edited 2013-08-14 18:57:52

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Upon being crowned, said spell on the Princess may or may not be undone.  I dunno.  Maybe it will be undone via some sort of awesome adventure.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-08-14 18:45:52

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kexruct said:

  Aliroz is a precocious eight year old.

  
  

  With an alligator tail. 

  I like that idea.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-14 20:22:24

  I know a guy who fires a lazor from a pistol in his pompadour.
  
• Tre

  2013-08-14 21:30:07

  
  

  Norman Bates said:

  aliroz is a reptilian humanoid 

  Same.
  
  Also, Naney is a cat
• Aliroz

  2013-08-14 21:31:53

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Norman Bates said:

  aliroz is a reptilian humanoid in a Hat 

  Ftfy
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-14 21:37:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Naney is a human-to-kitten transpecies
  
  Anonus was some kind of industrial magnate in a past life
  
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 21:39:03

  Imi is a mellow hermaphroditic god(dess) of cows.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-14 21:42:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  acceptable
• Aliroz

  2013-08-14 21:43:35

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Now Imipolex, you do one of the Kexruct.
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-14 21:44:17

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Kexruct is the god of stop criticizing things I like
  
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 21:45:24

  Dirty Pillows said:

  acceptable
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-14 21:58:20

  what am I, then
  
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 21:59:16

  Aloof Big Brother who also created this whole thing.
• Misery

  2013-08-14 22:00:03

  The sadness will last forever.

  i wanna know what i am too
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 22:01:05

  Melancholic Haruko Haruhara
• Previous Calica

  2013-08-14 22:13:48

  (flower path)

  LASERS ARE COMING OUT OF THE CARS!
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-08-14 22:15:03

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  I promised myself that I would not do this, but it keeps happening, man...

  
  

  What about me?
• Hexartes

  2013-08-14 22:16:09

  Erudite ferret.
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-08-14 22:18:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Minor deity over the pleasantly dissonant.
  
  A ferret wound around an LP player
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-14 22:32:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Spinor is that professor who's surprisingly relatable even though he's a professor

  
  

  Or something
• Tre

  2013-08-14 23:36:09 edited 2013-08-14 23:36:26

  
  

  Oooooh, what am I????
  
  please be Rayman please be Rayman
• Odradek

  2013-08-14 23:37:55

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Tre is the happy-go lucky hero of a 1930s cartoon.
• Tre

  2013-08-15 01:11:17

  
  

  I'm okay with this.
• Aliroz

  2013-08-15 21:20:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Tre is Rayman.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-08-15 21:24:03

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Naney is the businesscat actually.
  
  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-15 23:10:56

  Is Tre Raymond?
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-15 23:38:55

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Tre is a snail, like Turbo
• Justice4243

  2013-08-16 13:25:39

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  I'm not sure my current avatar is a great representation, myself.

  
  

  Dan's quite a bit more high strung than me.
• Aliroz

  2013-08-16 21:55:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Justice has a sweet beard, yo.
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-08-16 22:04:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Naney is a male Nepeta.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-08-16 23:05:22

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Part of why I like Nepeta is that she reminds me of Naney...
• Justice4243

  2013-08-16 23:36:12

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Aliroz said:

  Justice has a sweet beard, yo.
  

  Well, that's more "canon" then head-canon, but thanks!
• Aliroz

  2013-08-19 15:40:39

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  It's not a neckbeard.
  
• Justice4243

  2013-08-19 16:55:59

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  This is also true.
• Aliroz

  2013-08-27 14:54:39

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  And I have just ruined the headcanon that I live in Sweden.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-27 15:20:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I can't believe anyone thought that.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-27 15:21:53 edited 2013-08-27 15:46:18

  I think Aliroz is a classy alligator who lives in Sweden.  And shoots cannonballs from her head.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-08-27 15:42:46

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I assumed he lived in Utah because that's where all Mormons live.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-27 15:46:10

  ...in a top hat.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-08-27 15:46:46

  Also, there's a lot of Mormons in neighboring states too.  Idaho, for example.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-08-27 16:20:45

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Also in Arizona
  
• Aliroz

  2013-08-27 16:22:38

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Good states.
  
  Best friends.
  
• Anonus

  2013-08-27 17:53:41

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Mojave Music said:

  I assumed he lived in Utah because that's where all Mormons live.
  

  I live in Colorado

  
  

  I used to have a Mormon friend
• Aliroz

  2013-12-30 14:47:30

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  glennmagusharvey said:

  I think Aliroz is a classy alligator who lives in Sweden.  And shoots cannonballs from her head.