Hello. I'm a professional magical princess.
I am also going to become a magical princess. It is easy.
No. It is not. Do you even have a crown.
Yes. I have a crown. I bought it at an anime convention.
Your crown is not a professional crown. My crown is the legendary Crown of Centralia, forged in the hellish underground fires of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, made only of the purest metals and gemstones. Yours is one you paid 20 dollars for at Blanchester Comic-Con.
I am going to be a magical princess. It will be easy.
Go home. I need my medication.
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damnit, i thought this was a campaign issue i could use against you