am I a texas?

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-09 19:24:54

Obā-san · 2013-08-09 19:28:45

vābhis

thespacephantom · 2013-08-10 01:58:47

you can be whatever you want to be

unless you want to be a texas

a texas you can not be

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-10 02:34:36

why not

is it because i'm an alaska

Previous Calica · 2013-08-10 03:30:51

can you see russia from you

Justice4243 · 2013-08-10 03:32:11

I get to be Washington.

Mr. Darcy can be Oregon

Vriska · 2013-08-10 08:59:00

Previous Calica · 2013-08-27 09:08:13

spinor said:
can you see russia from you

an important question you didn't answer, glenn.

what are you trying to hide

Aliroz · 2013-08-27 10:49:24

Oh, bull, Arizona, Idaho, and Utah are best states.

Misery · 2013-08-27 10:50:22

maine and california

Obā-san · 2013-08-27 10:50:55

minnesota is the best state

Aliroz · 2013-08-27 10:57:27

Pangur Bán said:
minnesota is the best state

OH RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU

Previous Calica · 2013-08-27 10:59:40

Norman Bates said:
maine and california

those states are pretty cool I think.

Aliroz said:
Oh, bull, Arizona, Idaho, and Utah are best states.

you misspelled worst

Aliroz · 2013-08-27 10:59:58

spinor said:

Norman Bates said:
maine and california
those states are pretty cool I think.

Aliroz said:
Oh, bull, Arizona, Idaho, and Utah are best states.
you misspelled worst

OH RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU

Imipolex G · 2013-08-27 11:21:53

Arizona is a hellhole

I was there

Yarrun XIX · 2013-08-27 11:50:33

Arizona Uber Alles.

Uber Alles Arizona

You will never wash the sins of Arpaio off your hands, Maricopa County

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-27 15:21:20

Sheriff Joe Arpaio?

Previous Calica · 2013-08-27 17:11:49

glennmagusharvey said:
Sheriff Joe Arpaio?

One and the same.

lee4hmz · 2013-08-27 17:45:43

I've heard that Tucson is way better than Phoenix...and I'd avoid Phoenix entirely solely because of Arpaio.

Imipolex G · 2013-08-27 17:46:45

Well, I have relatives in Tucson, they seem to like it there. Seemed OK the one or two times I was there.

lee4hmz · 2013-08-27 17:47:50

I mainly know of it from what I've seen on maps and heard from Freezair. I've never had the chance to go there, but from what I've seen of it, it kind of reminds me of Charlottesville here in VA.

glennmagusharvey · 2013-08-27 21:04:44

I haven't even visited Arizona and even I know Arpaio's a jerk. Heh.

Yarrun XIX · 2013-08-27 21:08:11

Arpaio's on my theoretical hit list, along with Felix Clay, Dawkins and a couple of other folks.

He's just...so bent on ruining people's lives.

RocketRunner · 2013-09-02 05:41:12

Tucson's kind of a not-good town, from what I've heard. Bad part of the state.

Imipolex G · 2013-09-02 21:00:28

There is no good part

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-02 21:09:45

Yarrun XIX said:
Arpaio's on my theoretical hit list, along with Felix Clay, Dawkins and a couple of other folks.

He's just...so bent on ruining people's lives.

Isn't Felix Clay just a massively self-unaware Cracked writer?

Wouldn't whacking Alan West be more productive?

Yarrun XIX · 2013-09-02 21:19:05

The theoretical hit list is somewhat selfish, I'll admit.

Who's Alan West?

Obā-san · 2013-09-02 21:20:43

Yarrun XIX said:
Who's Alan West?

Aliroz · 2013-09-02 21:30:24

I thought Alan West was the first Batman actor.

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-09-02 21:31:15

Aliroz said:
I thought Alan West was the first Batman actor.

That's Adam West.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-02 21:34:34

Alan West is a Representative from Florida. He is a sublimely terrible person in nearly every imaginable way.

Hexartes · 2013-09-02 21:57:01

Tennessee is okay most of the time I guess.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-09-02 21:58:03

Tennessee

more like

Generally

Obā-san · 2013-09-02 22:13:30

places further south than rochester scare me

Yarrun XIX · 2013-09-02 22:26:22

At town hall meeting in Palm City, Florida on April 11, 2012, West was asked by a man in the audience, "What percentage of the American legislature do you think are card carrying Marxists or International Socialists?" West responded that he believed "there's about 78 to 81 members of the Democrat Party that are members of the Communist Party." When asked to name them, he replied "It's called the Congressional Progressive Caucus."^[50]

Oh dear.

lee4hmz · 2013-09-02 22:55:18

So he's one of those people that still thinks Stalin and Mao are hiding under every rock, huh? :P

Obā-san · 2013-09-02 22:57:13

i want to make a movie where the communists were hiding on mars the whole time, call it Red Planet

problem is red planet is already a movie so my cinematic ambitions are shot u_u

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-02 23:09:15

Pangur Bán said:
places further south than rochester scare me

Rochester as in New York?

Obā-san · 2013-09-02 23:16:36

rochester as in the location of the mayo clinic

Imipolex G · 2013-09-02 23:17:12

I was there once

Most places are south of it, not all though

Obā-san · 2013-09-02 23:18:15

the twin cities are the only safe place

glennmagusharvey · 2013-09-03 00:03:29

No, actually, I think all he cared about was the zinger. At face value, the statement seems to have been a verbal jab at the Progressive Caucus, implying that they're basically communists.

...actually, I don't know. Maybe he actually believes that they are card-carrying commies.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-03 16:45:05

It might have just been a jab, but West is legitimately out of his gourd in so many other ways that it's within the realm of possibility that he was trying to convince his audience (or himself believes) that the Progressive Caucus are Communists or equivalent to them.

He is a war criminal that basically ran on how patriotic his crimes were. I am not exaggerating.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-09-03 16:46:20

Also, I misspelled his name earlier; it is, in point of fact, Allen West.

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