Why Yoshi is Sexy. Yoshi is a fictional green dinosaur character, and although he may appear to merely only be “cute”, there is much more to him than meets the eye. His gigantic nose is actually very alluring, he uses it to sniff out mates and once he finds one, they are truly lovers. Yoshi is also very smooth with the ladies, his voice is very deep and saturated with love and lust.
Yoshi may appear unintelligent to human thought, but he is actually very smart and very intimidating. I love Yoshi and think he is sexy because he is everything a man could ever hope to be combined into one simple entity. Some say Yoshi is annoying, or even worse, stupid. Well, I believe such people are nothing but haters, Yoshi is beautiful the way he is.
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☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ ⚢
Not really.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis