were it not for Turtles our economy would no longer exist and the sun would have vanished into thin air and we would be dead or something
indeed a licorice empire was toppled by the threat of Turtles abandoning the land and heading for venus
a planet on which there was no suffering, and was, indeed, utopia
a pity humans can't breathe on it
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I guess you weren't in smartass mode.
good thing we continue to shell out for them, then