10 Signs You're A Sheeple
10 signs you're a sheeple
10. You are sheered regularly.
9. Your best friends are ovines.
8. You abstain from all meat and eat a strictly grass and ruffage diet.
7. You enjoy chewing cud.
6. When asked a philosophical question, you often start bleating uncontrollably.
5. You see in color and have awesome peripheral vision, but lack depth perception.
4. You use lambkin as a term of endearment.
3. You owe your birth to a strange and likely unethical scientific experiment involving the mixing of sheep and human embryos.
2. You are a strong advocate for pastoralism.
1. You don't think you're a sheeple.
10. You are sheered regularly.
9. Your best friends are ovines.
8. You abstain from all meat and eat a strictly grass and ruffage diet.
7. You enjoy chewing cud.
6. When asked a philosophical question, you often start bleating uncontrollably.
5. You see in color and have awesome peripheral vision, but lack depth perception.
4. You use lambkin as a term of endearment.
3. You owe your birth to a strange and likely unethical scientific experiment involving the mixing of sheep and human embryos.
2. You are a strong advocate for pastoralism.
1. You don't think you're a sheeple.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Because I'm all the way for this
Bah ram ewe! Sheep be true, Sheep be true!
I was going to rage so hard.
DAMN YOU CHRISTMAS
DAAAAAMNNN YOUUUUU
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
He just focuses on Christmas and Easter because they're the most traditionally religious holidays and he is Too Intelligent and Wise to Believe in Such Silly Superstitions
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
How the frig is he married
"who's"
lol
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
He does, however, ignore the fact that there are wedding rings that aren't diamond-studded.
And I would agree that the whole diamond ring thing is pretty stupid.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But yeah, that's still a few orders of terrible lower than the fact that Blood Diamond was partially based on true facts.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
You'd think that a movie that takes place in Africa would have more than 1 black person in the primary cast.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
But still. Two black people out of five. One's a hapless everyman who gets dragged around by the plot, and the other is a warlord called Captain Poison (what, Killingyouguy was too obvious?) who gets killed with a shovel. The movers and shakers are mostly white.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
"Protection from demons" would be my guess.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Onyx can also be used to protect against one's (presumably human) enemies. It also suppresses sexual urges which could be good or bad depending on the situation.
My book helpful suggested that you (second person) also consider masturbation as a method for dealing with unwanted sexual urges, but provided a simple ritual and meditation method for quelling unwanted sexual desires anyhow.
It also chastised society for it's poor treatment of masturbation.
I'm not going to look up silver, I already did a while back and it's probably the longest entry in the book with well known protective elements, connections to the moon, etc...
I think silver has been warding off demons since Solomon used one. Perhaps even before.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Maybe the fact that it was the African Schindler's List (and, likewise, based on a real story) gave it whitewashing immunity.