Deathonabun: Eternal Shipper

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  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Converts?

    Bro, you're already my High Priest. Whether you want to or not.
  • edited 2012-01-16 20:59:31
    Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    You get specially made priest robes.

    They're quite revealing.

    In a PG-13 manner.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    When they say eternal shipper

    THEY MEAN ETERNAL, MOTHERFUCKERS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *bows down before His Ship-Majesty*
  • (*Worships In A Suggestive Manner*)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    yes, yes, the sexually suggestive poses, now GET TO THE SHIPPING
  • edited 2012-02-14 01:14:21
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    why so wonky vanillaforums, I just want to quote this

    TT: Well.
    TT: It turns out that Kanaya and I have a lot of preferences in common.
    TG: thats cool
    TG: so she has good taste for a chick with horns
    TT: ...
    TT: You’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?
    TG: what
    TG: hang on this isnt the new jersey turnpike
    TG: which ways north
    TT: I introduced her to some of Earth’s finest cultural exports.
    TT: You know.
    TT: Melissa Etheridge.
    TT: k.d. lang.
    TT: Sappho.
    TG: jesus christ i am officially being scripted by damon lindelof here


    TG: got nothing for company but a polar bear and a big old hatch

  • -human sacrifices-
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    HEY!

    No human sacrifices!

    You can, however, leave them tied up in suggestive poses.

    ...If they're male. Females will be rejected outright.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Females will be rejected outright.
    :(
  • Can I have the females, then?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @ship Idler/CentralAve

    oh wait that's bunny's job
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    ...Who am I shippable with? ...Er, that I don't find deplorable in some way. :p
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    For some reason Bunny having a sex maniac persona is still weird to me. I have this weird perception of him as this uncle who enjoys hanging around the children (and not in that way).
  • Hey, I'm not some sort of homewrecker!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^ it's called POLYAMORY silly stallion
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    IRENE shall have the choice of ship!

    Your options are

    IDLER

    or

    PROFESSORGATOR

    Choose wisely!
  • But are you some kind of PONYwrecker
  • I'm a loser. Also, Creeper. And a woman.
    ...Professorgator, yeah.
  • I'm glad to see CA assumes that I have not been castrated.
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Why would she assume that you're a gelding?

    That's silly. You're silly.
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  • No, I wasn't.
  • Guess it was just idle speculation, then.
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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    -ships Squid with Haven-

    -Creates mah own church called the "Orthodox Church of Shipping with blackjack and hookers-
  • TG: jesus christ i am officially being scripted by damon lindelof here
    TG: got nothing for company but a polar bear and a big old hatch
     
    i lol'd
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