dammit people, why are you expecting good content in a Cracked article
Their output averages out as "pretty good" with their recent stuff being very goo. At worst it's asinine, and never dips into, say, Buzzfeed territory. At least Cracked deals in paragraphs rather than single sentences.
dammit people, why are you expecting good content in a Cracked article
Their output averages out as "pretty good" with their recent stuff being very goo. At worst it's asinine, and never dips into, say, Buzzfeed territory. At least Cracked deals in paragraphs rather than single sentences.
idk, I like Cracked's good articles but when they get bad they get really obnoxious.
Speaking of Cracked, what happened to bogleech/scythemantis? I hear he's gone kind of off the deep end recently, which is sad because I liked him and we were friends
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Being hot-tempered about one's favorite things in an aspie way is rather common on the internet
I had that last one, The Little White Rabbit Who Wanted Red Wings. Except the illustrations were different.
Apparently, my brother, as a baby, had chewed away the back cover and the last few pages, and had chewed a bit of the rest of the book.
My parents always gave me the ending in which he lived with old mister Ground Hog and learned to fly.
I didn't learn the "real" (read: fake. I don't care what anybody says.) ending until I found it at a school library when I was twelve. My reaction was, "Meh. Mom's ending is better.".
But, well, considering that my parents learned of my autism when I was very young, and they always knew I was different... wow. Wow.
For some reason, those books were a popular tool among the worst kids of my middle school (the ones who used to bully me and hide my glasses). I once got in trouble because somebody snuck one of the books into my locker despite them being banned books. My parents said I was never under any circumstances to read anything by V.C. Andrews. At home, I asked them why. They explained that it was about incest.
Ruined my perfect citizenship grade for that year, though. Dang middle schoolers.
Forbidden fruit rite of passage for middle school my FOOT, cracked.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
also i cant remember anything about that person
what a nerd
Apparently, my brother, as a baby, had chewed away the back cover and the last few pages, and had chewed a bit of the rest of the book.
My parents always gave me the ending in which he lived with old mister Ground Hog and learned to fly.
I didn't learn the "real" (read: fake. I don't care what anybody says.) ending until I found it at a school library when I was twelve. My reaction was, "Meh. Mom's ending is better.".
But, well, considering that my parents learned of my autism when I was very young, and they always knew I was different... wow. Wow.
OK, these are some pretty twisted-sounding books. And I saw the last third of the original adaptation of Flowers in the Attic. It was fucked up.
For some reason, those books were a popular tool among the worst kids of my middle school (the ones who used to bully me and hide my glasses). I once got in trouble because somebody snuck one of the books into my locker despite them being banned books. My parents said I was never under any circumstances to read anything by V.C. Andrews. At home, I asked them why. They explained that it was about incest.
Ruined my perfect citizenship grade for that year, though. Dang middle schoolers.
Forbidden fruit rite of passage for middle school my FOOT, cracked.
I would never claim she has good taste in literature, sorry sis
If you want me to read this shit you're gonna have to copypaste it
You can't have it both ways