Three Rings for the Womyn Queens under the Glass Ceiling,
Seven for the Lesbians in their closets of stone,
Nine for Women of Color doomed to be culturally appropriated,
One for the Shit Lord in his Patriarch's Throne
In the land of Mandor where the Misogynists lie,
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to oppress them,
One Ring to offend them all and in the darkness bind them (get it? Binders full of women?)
In the land of Mandor where the Misogynists lie,