Dear sir and/or madame:

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• Imipolex G

  2013-05-23 13:30:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  acceptable
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-05-23 13:35:19

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Our grass is really high. Be careful.
• Mr. Darcy

  2013-05-23 13:37:56

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  Won't you come in for some iced tea?
• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-23 13:44:18

  Dear sir and/or madame:
  
  I will be sure to spray with bug spray in case of pests in your tall grass. Also, if there is iced tea to be had, I demand finger sandwiches. Thus, is a civilized luncheon.
  
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• Mr. Darcy

  2013-05-23 14:07:29

  "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens

  stands on the porch in morning dress

  I say, you look like you're overheating. I've cold finger sandwiches of tuna salad and cucumber.
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-05-24 01:26:13

  Not acceptable.  One-piece swimsuit required.