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• Previous Calica

  2013-05-20 22:36:50

  (flower path)

  john madden
• Justice4243

  2013-05-20 23:14:41

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  Football!
• ProfessorGator

  2013-05-20 23:15:13 edited 2013-05-20 23:15:27

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob! BOSS! ssob!
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 00:11:36

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  now make that motherfrikker hammertime
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 00:31:08

  
  

  Kexruct said:

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  now make that motherfrikker hammertime

  ah, the kidzbop version
• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-21 00:36:08

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 00:39:48

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Is every song Nicki Minaj is involved in laughably bad?
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 00:40:47

  
  

  Imipölex G said:

  Is every song Nicki Minaj is involved in laughably bad?
  

  inb4 mojave posts one of her early actually fairly tolerable songs.
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 00:41:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Mojave is such a killjoy
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2013-05-21 00:42:58

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Naney said:

  Imipölex G said:

  Is every song Nicki Minaj is involved in laughably bad?
  

  inb4 mojave posts one of her early actually fairly tolerable songs.

  I was about to say something to that effect...
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 00:43:02

  
  

  regarding that song though it is like the nadir of sampling and makes me die inside
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 00:48:14

  Naney said:

  regarding that song though it is like the nadir of sampling and makes me die inside

  Feel This Moment is worse.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 00:53:28 edited 2013-05-21 00:54:09

  
  

  Naney said:

  regarding that song though it is like the nadir of sampling and makes me die inside

  
  
  Feel This Moment is worse.

  (*listens*)

  
  

  Nah.

  
  

  What makes A$$ so bad is that it literally consists solely of a sample of a song that was already based around a sample and some overcompressed 808 hits

  
  

  it is lazy-ass producing personified.
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 01:05:38

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it's like sample-ception
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:07:06

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Naney said:

  Imipölex G said:

  Is every song Nicki Minaj is involved in laughably bad?
  

  inb4 mojave posts one of her early actually fairly tolerable songs.

  
  
  Big Sean ruins everything he touches.
  

  As evidence, I will direct you to the fact that one of his other songs contains the line: "built a house upon that ass, that's an ass-state".
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 01:07:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I would consider that line So Bad It's Good
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:13:13

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  well it is probably the best line he's ever written.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 01:14:07

  
  

  I would consider that line So Bad It's Good
  

  it is almost gmcfosho worthy
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:15:01

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  MTV lives in a world where Big Sean deserves to be on the same list as Kendrick Lamar, and presumably, in this world he is famous for something other than being BFFs with Kanye West.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:17:31

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  oh right good Nicki Minaj songs

  um, here

  

  if nothing else the sloppy sampling in the chorus is cool.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:18:15 edited 2013-05-21 01:18:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  oh my god this fucking server error bullshit
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 01:19:38

  
  

  Mojave Music said:

  oh my god this fucking server error bullshit

  yah
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 01:20:41

  
  

  That song surprised me the first time i heard it.
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-21 01:20:47 edited 2013-05-21 01:21:21

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  this is now the mostly forgotten early hits of famous rappers thread

  

  Naney said:

  That song surprised me the first time i heard it.

  "Click Clack"? Most of her early work is like that. Especially the Playtime's Over tape.
  
• RocketRunner

  2013-05-21 06:08:17

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• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-21 14:23:00

  Mojave Music said:

  "built a house upon that ass, that's an ass-state".

  I want to make this line a reality.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 14:24:13

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  a real ass-state, as it were
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-21 14:27:28

  ^exactly...and there would be a pungeon
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 14:29:42

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well if you're going to get into real ass-state whose ass will it be
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-21 14:34:34

  it depends....it should probably be the ass of my enemy...but I'm not sure which one.
  
• RocketRunner

  2013-05-21 17:17:45

  Jumpingzombie said:

  Mojave Music said:

  "built a house upon that ass, that's an ass-state".

  I want to make this line a reality.
  

  Insured by Ass-State. You're in good hands.
  
• Jumpingzombie

  2013-05-21 19:37:10

  RocketRunner said:

  Jumpingzombie said:

  Mojave Music said:

  "built a house upon that ass, that's an ass-state".

  I want to make this line a reality.
  

  Insured by Ass-State. You're in good hands.
  

  snerk, I may have giggled out loud at that
  
• Odradek

  2013-05-21 22:16:56

  My dreams exceed my real life