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ORGONE ENERGY

AlduinAlduin
edited 2013-05-18 11:48:26 in General
kill some reptilians 

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  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I shall ready the ORGONE CANNON for Maximum Impact.
  • AlduinAlduin
    That reminded me of the part in AKIRA where Tetsuo's arm got cut off by a laser satellite.
  • Mr. DarcyMr. Darcy
    "It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
    It was a dark and stormy night whereupon I chanced to discover vril, the power of the coming race...
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Hmm.

    The conjunction of vril and orgone power could be tremendously dangerous, yet the potential benefits to mankind are beyond measure. We must study this! Prepare the isolation tanks and sexually frustrated college students!
  • AlduinAlduin
    Using the power of Vril and orgone energy, civilization has grown strong. In time,vril and orgone energy were used to create the ultimate weapon: the Vrorgone Fortress. But this angered GMH and they sent their beasts to destroy the Fortress. A violent war between the beasts and the Fortress plunged the world into chaos, and vrogone seemed to all but disappear. Before all was lost, a herro wielding the pingas bonked the Fortress -- civilization had been destroyed, but the world was peaceful again. But time flows like a river, and history repeats...
  • RocketRunnerRocketRunner
    YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY ORGONE CANNON STRONGER
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Guys, I fell off of the bridge of the USS Eldridge during the Philadelphia experiment and participated in the Montauk Project.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg
    Odradek said:

    Guys, I fell off of the bridge of the USS Eldridge during the Philadelphia experiment and participated in the Montauk Project.



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  • RocketRunnerRocketRunner
    "If you know anyone-*cough cough*-with who has any clues-*cough cough*-any answers-*cough cough*-don't wait! Because-*cough cough*-if you do, these will remain-*cough*-the Unexplained Mysteries-*cough*-of Seattle! *coughs up a storm*"
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I remember when we loved to talk about orgone and its many uses
  • Justice4243Justice4243
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Most of them involved keeping the Reptilians at bay...which makes me wonder why no one has tried to sneak into the Senate or House of Representatives and try to sneak them some Orgone purified water.

     

    How To Make Orgone Water

    Put a couple of our orgone blasters in a gallon of water or a garbage can full of water, or whatever you have that can hold water. Let it saturate in the water for a couple of days. Easy!

     

     

     

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    Wrap the coil in a clockwise direction, then snip it...when you look at it the motion is moving 'forward' in a clockwise direction...

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     Don't wrap the coil in a counter clockwise direction! That's how the devil gets into the water.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I wonder if they can blast their orgone-qi like Goku.
  • ProfessorGatorProfessorGator
    edited 2013-05-19 18:38:37
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ORGONE ORGONE, ROCK THE ORGONE
    ORGONE BALL Z
    ORGONE ORGONE, ROCK THE ORGONE
    COME GET ME

    (I'm pretty sure one of us made that joke already, but still.)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    DRAGONE ricotta cheese
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