SPORTS

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• Bunny

  2013-05-11 21:20:36

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Dude, I LOVE sportball!

  
  

  Go home team! Score more scoring units!
• lee4hmz

  2013-05-11 21:21:29

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  sports
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-05-11 21:27:10

  Remember the last time our local or regional team won the professional level championship?
  
• Section42L

  2013-05-11 22:11:35

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Hexartes

  2013-05-11 23:32:33

  Deathonabun said:

  Dude, I LOVE sportball!

  
  

  Go home team! Score more scoring units!

  sports home team lost :( :( :(
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-11 23:47:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  let's have a riot
  
• Princess Alice

  2013-05-11 23:55:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I hope Opposing Team doesn't win the championship again this year. :\
• Hexartes

  2013-05-12 00:03:12

  It's funny how even when we're being sarcastic we have no idea how to talk like actual sports fans.
• Anonus

  2013-05-12 00:03:51

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  you need to talk about coaches and trades and stuff
• Bunny

  2013-05-12 00:04:01

  Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit

  Kexruct said:

  It's funny how even when we're being sarcastic we have no idea how to talk like actual sports fans.

  
• Hexartes

  2013-05-12 00:13:24

  Deathonabun said:

  Kexruct said:

  It's funny how even when we're being sarcastic we have no idea how to talk like actual sports fans.

  

  well, yeah

  
  

  i was the one who made the thread after all
• Odradek

  2013-05-12 00:17:19

  My dreams exceed my real life

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-12 00:43:53

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Calvinball = best sport by a million miles
  
• Previous Calica

  2013-05-12 04:44:54

  (flower path)

  
• RocketRunner

  2013-05-12 06:05:29

  SPORTS!...Center!
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-05-12 08:08:29

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
  YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
  YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MOOOOORNING
• nohaynicklibre

  2013-05-12 08:27:48

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  GOD TIER:
  Anything played in the Winter Olympics except hockey
  Bar sports (pool, darts, bowling)
  Athlethism
  Archery
  HIGH TIER:
  Swimming based sports
  Handball
  Basketball
  MID TIER:
  Football
  Hockey
  Fighting based sports
  Tennis
  HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT TIER:
  Formula 1
  esports
  MURIKA TIER:
  Handegg
  Baseball
  Nascar
  Eating burgers
  
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-12 10:50:26 edited 2013-05-12 10:50:36

  big sam 4-4-2 brave english lions big lad up front
• LW

  2013-05-13 20:20:52 edited 2013-05-13 20:28:45

  
  

  Nohaynicklibre,
  
  EBIN TIER
  Baseball/softball
  Football
  Basketball
  Hockey
  
  HIGH TIER
  Running
  Tennis
  Kickball
  Volleyball
  
  FUN TO PLAY, NOT SO FUN TO WATCH TIER
  Soccer
  Racquetball
  Golf
  Fencing/Kendo etc.
  
  PERFECTIONIST/ANXIETY TIER
  Gymnastics
  Synchronized swimming
  Diving
  Figure skating
  
  EATING DISORDER TIER
  Competitive Eating
  Wrestling
  Judo
  
  LAX BRO TIER
  Lacross
  ULTIMATE Frisbee
  Hacky sack
  
  EGREGIOUSLY EUROPEAN TIER
  Rugby
  Cricket
  Team handball
  Toe wrestling
  Conkers
  Water polo
  Futnet
  Field Hockey
  
  SENSELESS VIOLENCE TIER
  Dodgeball
  MMA
  
  WHY IS THIS EVEN ON ESPN TIER
  Spelling
  Poker
• Anonus

  2013-05-13 20:48:37

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Poker is even on ESPN because I haven't booted it off there yet
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-13 20:57:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  What about strip poker
  
• Anonus

  2013-05-13 21:03:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  We'll save the tawdriness for when things get truly desperate.
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-13 21:18:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  desperate times call for desperate measures
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-05-13 21:19:50

  What about Starcraft?
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-13 21:23:20

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it never gets that desperate
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-05-13 21:37:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  I actually enjoy playing sports--some of them anyway. I just don't enjoy watching other people play them.
• Hexartes

  2013-05-13 21:46:40

  Mojave Music said:

  I actually enjoy playing sports--some of them anyway. I just don't enjoy watching other people play them.

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-13 21:50:14

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I do not enjoy playing or watching sports.
  
• Anonus

  2013-05-13 22:34:50 edited 2013-05-13 22:35:05

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Imipölex G said:it never gets that desperate
  
  Sometimes it gets desperate enough to do things like bring back Home Improvement for more than one episode though.
• lee4hmz

  2013-05-13 22:50:40

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Golf is fun to watch when someone who should be better than that dunks it into the drink something like 3 times in a row. XD Also when Bill Murray and a gopher are involved.