Q: Why does Idaho smell so bad?
A: There are many reasons for this problem. Some theorize that it is a natural phenomenon. Others say it's because of industry.
The real reason is that Idaho is made out of butts.
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T: add 2 butts to your mana pool. If you are in an airport bathroom, add 2 additional butts to your mana pool.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Wide stance?
the potatoes
or so I've heard
Here's a positive Idaho person.
it strikes again
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
It contains Soda Springs, which can throw off Old Faithful.
Also, it contains some of the worst drivers in the world. Forget your New York drivers, your Utah drivers, your Reno drivers, Idaho drivers are the worst. They learn driving surrounded by other Idaho drivers, who are terrible, and that's how it works. Idaho drivers run red lights and will honk at you if you're in front of them and you stop at a red light because you're in their way. The drivers with green lights will also honk at you for making holding up traffic. Stop signs are more like guidelines and they take the speed limit and add fifteen.
It works because everybody holds to the same wrongness; since everybody is fifteen miles over the speed limit, they're all driving the same speed; and they've all learned when to stop at a green light because the guy with the red light wants to go because they see it coming.
If you actually go the speed limit, you're going to slow everybody down and really tick everybody off. What's more, your reckless law-abiding is endangering other drivers and could cause an accident.
Or at least that's what my dad says, and he grew up in Idaho.
Here I only notice it on the Interstate. Drivers seem to interpret "slower traffic keep right" signs as "the posted speed limit is a lower limit."
this
> I've gotten people passing me angrily while doing 75 in a 65, so I know what it's like.
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everywhere
Actually, come to think of it, it isn't. New Mexico probably is.
Oh, and when Beholder was visiting, we were on a state highway with one lane each way and "Do Not Pass" signs when a frustrated driver passed me for going at exactly the speed limit.
I had to shout at that car "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! DO NOT PASS!"