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Alduin · 2013-04-09 10:36:39

It's OK, Vriska. We know you're a lesbian. Stop hiding it behind your paltry washed-up actors!

Not that hiding it would make a difference. It's so glaringly obvious. I mean, that hair! Look at that mane and tell me that isn't a lesbian 'do. And a pirate fetish! What female pirate isn't a lesbian?

I have to wonder what the gay communities look like in troll society.

Obā-san · 2013-04-09 10:39:59

trolls do not have sexual orientations

Alduin · 2013-04-09 10:50:11

I'm fairly certain they ain't asexual.

Obā-san · 2013-04-09 10:58:26

well no, but gender does not figure into troll reproduction and relationships.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-04-09 11:53:50

I thought this was going to be about Ozbourne.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-09 11:55:12

I thought there were going to be I Love Lucy jokes.

For shame!

Section42L · 2013-04-09 11:59:39

Justice4243 · 2013-04-09 12:12:06

Kanaya appears to favor girls. Though, this is something of an oddity to trolls who usually aren't concerned with gender (gender isn't a factor in reproduction).

Imipolex G · 2013-04-09 12:25:42

Acererak said:
What female pirate isn't a lesbian?

Mary Read
Anne Bonney

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-09 12:43:13

That woman who became the "pirate queen" of Shanghai was straight, if I recall correctly.

Alduin · 2013-04-09 13:16:12

Imipölex G said:

Acererak said:
What female pirate isn't a lesbian?
Mary Read
Anne Bonney

Deep in the closet.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-09 13:20:23

YOU'RE deep in the closet.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-09 13:37:26

Imipölex G said:
YOU'RE deep in the closet.

I wouldn't doubt this.

Search your feelings, Acererak. You know it to be true. Join our army!

Vriska · 2013-04-09 19:03:31

It's funny 8ecause the Vriska I play on Tum8lr has all girl quadrants right now (well she doesn't have an auspistice 8ut whatever).

And yeah. XXXXD

Anonus · 2013-04-09 19:12:36

Excuse me

Nicolas Cage is not that washed-up

He is a Lions Gate star >:(

Imipolex G · 2013-04-09 20:00:32

Nicolas Cage is the greatest living actor.

Alduin · 2013-04-10 00:23:49

Sredni Vashtar said:

Imipölex G said:
YOU'RE deep in the closet.
I wouldn't doubt this.

Search your feelings, Acererak. You know it to be true. Join our army!

"Our" army?

I dunno about you, but Imi has made clear his love of titties.

Alduin · 2013-04-10 00:29:14

It's funny 8ecause the Vriska I play on Tum8lr has all girl quadrants right now (well she doesn't have an auspistice 8ut whatever).

And yeah. XXXXD

I'm glad you finally came to terms with that aspect of yourself.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-10 00:43:27

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Imipölex G said:
YOU'RE deep in the closet.
I wouldn't doubt this.

Search your feelings, Acererak. You know it to be true. Join our army!
"Our" army?

I dunno about you, but Imi has made clear his love of titties.

'cause I'm a lesbian, duh

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-10 00:52:23

The typical troll is pansexual, which helps with their four quadrants of romance, allowing them to have five partners at a time, all filling different roles. Kanaya and Porrim are unusual in that they only like girls.

Viani · 2013-04-10 01:08:35

:3

Alduin · 2013-04-10 01:17:18

The typical troll is pansexual

Isn't the correct term bisexual? I don't recall any trans trolls.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-10 01:28:09

Whatever same thing and trolls can be trans also.

Previous Calica · 2013-04-10 02:59:29

Does Porrim only like girls? Was that stated?

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-10 03:09:00

It is implied that she has sex with all her female friends at least once, iirc.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-10 03:10:22

It was never actually stated in canon that either of them is a lesbian I think, but Hussie says Kanaya only likes girls.

Obā-san · 2013-04-10 03:16:35

Hussie's headcannons suck ass, as a rule i never pay any attention to them.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-10 03:32:00

:p

I listen to all his headcanons because they're fun and they tell me things like Roxy is a fan of Earthbound. :)

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-11 17:33:04

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Imipölex G said:
YOU'RE deep in the closet.
I wouldn't doubt this.

Search your feelings, Acererak. You know it to be true. Join our army!
"Our" army?

I dunno about you, but Imi has made clear his love of titties.

The Quiltbag Death Brigade, of course.

Don't deflect and project, Ace. You know who I meant. Look deep into the Mirror of Truth, friend. In the end, what you see will come as no surprise.

Also, Imi is already an honorary member. His love of mammaries and doom metal makes him a strong ally in our mass conversion of Vassar and outlying areas.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-11 18:09:19

Vassar?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-11 18:30:22

Vassar College. Very well-regarded institution in Poughkeepsie, New York. 17:3 female-to-male ratio. Strong work ethic, strong stoner culture.

In three words: Nerdy lesbian potheads.

Obā-san · 2013-04-11 18:51:17

Sredni Vashtar said:
Nerdy lesbian potheads.

Best people.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-11 18:56:00

Well, I don't smoke pot but I guess that's OK

Salix Babylonika · 2013-04-11 19:39:42

Naney said:

Sredni Vashtar said:
Nerdy lesbian potheads.
Best people.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-13 02:57:38

^^ You don't have to. Your knowledge of Electric Wizard and bosoms is enough.

^ Supreme truth.

Previous Calica · 2013-04-13 03:15:43

I've heard about Vassar in one respect: apparently when people send them applications with essays arguing for why gay marriage is bad and wrong, they send back a letter describing the percentage of gay students on the campus.

Imipolex G · 2013-04-13 20:52:03

If Vassar is already quite gay, what are we converting them to?

Alduin · 2013-04-14 05:03:04

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Imipölex G said:
YOU'RE deep in the closet.
I wouldn't doubt this.

Search your feelings, Acererak. You know it to be true. Join our army!
"Our" army?

I dunno about you, but Imi has made clear his love of titties.

The Quiltbag Death Brigade, of course.

Don't deflect and project, Ace. You know who I meant. Look deep into the Mirror of Truth, friend. In the end, what you see will come as no surprise.

Also, Imi is already an honorary member. His love of mammaries and doom metal makes him a strong ally in our mass conversion of Vassar and outlying areas.

this is "hanging out with my friends on an irc" all over again

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-04-15 13:50:04

If Vassar is already quite gay, what are we converting them to?

The secret and glorious cause!

And by that, I mean we give them orgone weaponry and march on Washington, then when we take over we have every news station in the country broadcast the scene with the fox from Antichrist to show that we mean business.

What business, I'm not entirely sure yet. But we'll figure it out.

^ You mean the accusations of repressed homosexual tendencies or the haranguing you into joining a polysexual death cult?

Imipolex G · 2013-04-15 13:52:30

boobs

Vriska · 2013-04-15 16:34:12

yes 8oo8s

Tanya · 2013-04-15 16:34:46

And buckets?

Imipolex G · 2013-04-15 16:34:59

^filth.

Vriska · 2013-04-15 16:35:43

Coming on a little strong there, Clock.

Tanya · 2013-04-15 16:38:14

Sorry, I prefer not to sneak in the shadows when it comes to love, buckets for 'veryone.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-15 17:29:14

Are they *dragon* buckets or regular troll ones? :3

Vriska · 2013-04-15 18:45:21

::::o

Imipolex G · 2013-04-15 18:47:00

8oo8s > 8uckets

Alduin · 2013-04-15 22:40:16

the scene with the fox from Antichrist

AAAAUUUUUGGGHHH

I FUCKING HATE YOU

WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT????

Alduin · 2013-04-15 22:40:46

Earthlight Ray said:
Are they *dragon* buckets or regular troll ones? :3

I dun geddit.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2013-04-16 18:39:10

That's because *you're* not a Bad Dragon! >:3

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